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"Coming up next on Middle Earth news: The Mithril clad Haradrim with his army of balrogs tries to cross the Anduin but still isn't able to do so, it seem that elven archers are blocking them. So far 1 elf died because he fell in the water, (he drunk to much alchol, the idiot) and 3 balrogs are killed, no sign of the Haradrim so far. Rangers retreated to Cair Andros and North Ithilien to prevent the army from crossing there, backup has been sent from Lindon, Mirkwood, Erebor, Rohan and Lothlorien. To everyone who isn't helping yet, arm yourself and get here asap. All help needed.

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