Board Thread:Suggestions forum/@comment-26128079-20170428123149/@comment-28970036-20170428130652

Things that would happen if anyone actually attempted this in ME, that is Tolkien's Middle Earth:

1. The Spider eats the orc or person that tries to ride it, or other weaker spiders for that matter.

3. Spider gets crushed under weight.

3. Assuming the previous doesn't happen, the rider smacks head first into wall and spider drags their legs through and they suffer greatly as the spider gets crushed.

4. Weight of rider causes spider to fall from walls.

5. Tiny spider that is small enough to fit through gaps would be squished beneath the boot of a hobbit...