Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26322120-20160416164841/@comment-27704072-20160416185754

Maltalidenta Kwuitidherali wrote:

WillyWyvern wrote:

You think you're an elf, but you're so ugly even the fake Santa at Macy's wouldn't hire you. Your name is so long and obnoxiously complex I normally replace it with "ugh" in chat. If I was locked in a room with you, Donald Trump, and Hitler and I had two bullets and a DE, I would shoot you twice. I know, you're just such a perverted idiot you couldn't take your eyes off of me! Heck, if any girl was in that room you could only shoot them; but you'd be wanting to put something else in them - to be sure! The younger the better, eh? Well, I shot Betty Whiteman twice then let my wargs rape her dead body. I say the older the better,  at least for hunting. Infact the other day I went all the way to Rhun just to hunt old elven hags like you.