Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-25344655-20141207183714/@comment-25499265-20141210024024

67.22.249.68 wrote:

GimliBurper wrote: The plan was set. For the last 10 days I had miners exavate a tunnel into the Undercity. The Orcs had no idea what was going to hit them. Just then a scout came to me. "Lord Nain," he said, "Keredex the Orc leader is gone! He left with a pack of wargs just now!" "Then we shall have him return to a dwarven mountain!" I said. The tunnel was ready now. For days our armies have been gathering and preparing in silence, in fear of the orcs hearing loud army noises. We all crept to the tunnel's entrance. I could see two orcs at the end of the tunnel, appearing to argue with each other. We had a few seconds before they raised the alarm about the tunnel. "CHARGE!!!" I shouted and all the dwarves and the boar riders came rushing in. I cleaved off one of the orc's head, and my boar speared the other with his tusk. Gamli followed behind, sending a well aimed throwing-axe into a orc's forehead. Within the next 2 hours, there wasn't a single orc left in the city. A few had been reported to flee, but axethrower reinforcements from the West had stopped them short. The Undercity was taken. Wow, thank you very much for destroying MY made up city without my consent! Have I not made it clear that the Under Mountain is vast, powerful and, on top of it all, KEREDREX IS A SMART ORC!! Don't you think he would have thought that the Dwarves might try to dig through the city? There are defenses against that sort of thing in place! In the future, if you're planning to destroy something I own, please check with me first! So I will show you what really happened: you and your Dwarves dug and dug, but when your reached the Under Mountain, your picks couldn't break through. To make matters worse, a wargpack howled from somewhere nearby...

Oh, and TheShade, the surface of Mount Gundabad was retaken by the Dwarves, it's just that there's a massive And powerful, AND MINE city of Orcs beneath the surface called the Under Mountain. Is THAT what Galim was talking about retaking? First off, no orcish architecture can resist our dwarven picks. You are inferior. FACE IT! And we took the Under Mountain easily with our powerful dwarves