Thread:Gen. Grievous1138/@comment-25131077-20160917001626

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I just wanted to point out that some of your most recent admins have been on for a shorter time then me but so far I am only a moderator. And all the other current moderators joined the wiki after I was a chat mod.

My qualifications are the following: 1. Within a week of joining the chat I answered a question posed by General Grievous by googling the answer faster then my opponent and was at that moment promoted to a chat mod. 2. I have the world's largest dwarven fortress built in the Shire last time I checked(well I never did check but nobody else is crazy enough to build a fortress in the shire) and a elvish resort on the hill nearby(I'm just hoping they can get along...) plus as a bonus a barn sits right outside the front gate of the fortress. 3. I have never read anything about Gen. Grievous so I don't know that he is a droid... 4. I have to be the only person ever to crash a world use midges. 5. I was around when this wiki was just getting started and we used random page to find stuff to get fix. 6. I was randomly promoted to moderator on my first request. 7. The extent of my wikia code knowledge is adding links to pages 8. I hardly ever do anything on this wiki so you wouldn't have to worry about me at all. 10. I can't think of any more reasons

Just a suggestion...

Ps. Thorin claims to have read the LOTR trilogy, the Hobbit and the Silmarrillion. But I have read those plus: The letters of J. R. R. Tolkien, Mr. Bliss, Farmer Giles of Ham, Smith of Wootton Major, Leaf by Niggles and Roverandom. You should seriously look at his qualifications again.

PPS.This is all a joke and you can either ignore it or randomly promote me.

11. No former admin has written a post like this asking to be promoted 