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Interview with Sauron



 Question 1: Why do you want to conquer middle earth, Mr. Sauron?

 Sauron: I don’t think these men are doing a very good job, I mean; they are constantly fighting each other. I thought I would be a better leader, but those pesky elves are in my way of ruling them

 Question 2: Why orcs?

 Sauron: Because I have a ton of them. It’s not like I can just wish as many as I want. Orcs are so easy to make.

 Question 3: What are you going to do if you get your ring back since you’re just a big floating eye?

 Sauron: I don’t know! I’d find a way to use it somehow. Maybe If I stare at it enough I’ll just get my power back?

 Question 4: Why didn’t you guard Mt. Doom better? Two hobbits just snuck right in.

 Sauron: What?! I get busy you know! I have Haradrim I need to make sure don’t try to rebel, orcs to manage, experiments to make more powerful things from, Slaves of Nurn to manage, and of course I have to watch for the ring bearer saying “I see you” to everyone, and jeeze, there are a lot of people! You should try my job.

 Question 5: Those fell beasts are really powerful, why not make more?

 Sauron: Like I said, I can’t just wish more! Those things are very needy…

 Question 6: What are you going to do if you conquer middle earth?

 Sauron: Like it’s not obvious, set up a fair Republic and give each kingdom a fair amount of power. And I’m going to have to deal with those pesky rebellious “free people”.

 Question 7: Ever think of settling down and maybe getting married?

 Sauron: I’m sorta busy and all, plus it will be a lot harder dating as a giant floating eye. I really need that ring back! Maybe I’ll make a matching one for my wife…

 Question 8: What is your favorite color?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:justify"> Sauron: What?! I thought we were talking about serious stuff. But I like black… It goes with everything. I did make my armor black, and make Mordor black. Mordor even means black land (mor) black (dor) land.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:justify"> Question 9: What do you do in your free time?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:justify"> Sauron: Um… this is a full time job you know…

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:justify"> Question 10: Why are you such a major loser! Hahahaha!

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:justify"> Sauron: Hey, get back here! I’ll invade your lands first!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:justify"> Hope you guys enjoy!

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