User blog comment:High King Ithilion/Wiki Superlatives/@comment-26531618-20170502210202

So basically, here's some news to you all:

Grievous has up until now put the 'long' in 'schlong' until he took a trip to a tuna canning factory and had an 'unforTUNAte' accident.

When people say mean things to Grievous he hides in a closet.

He's actually 3'4".

I don't actually know what month it is.

If a monoplane has 2 wings, and a biplane has 4; how many sprinkles are on my doughnut?

Mewvans is a myth.

I'm actually 7 years old.

Why is teh sky brown when teh earth is blue?

Sebrom is actually a yorkshire pudding.

Grievous stalks me everytime I leave teh house.

Who the fuck actually eats eggplants anyway?

Grievous stop tracing my ip you hippopotamus.

Cambridge is better than Oxford ngl.

Bat is my Turkish Delight <3

I'm bored af right now.