Board Thread:Forum Roleplays/@comment-26041296-20150525154641/@comment-26272311-20150530144717

Argali1 wrote: Umm, Galad is not stupid enough to drink that, but, if you insist:

Galad was being dragged along, then, suddenly, he started cackling. He then said: "You know Golmag, you may be powerfull, but, you are an idiot. I have never met someone so stupid. Did you actually think I drank that poisoned grog?" He then lept up and killed all of the Utumno Uruks before they could do anything. He then drew his taiaha and pointed it at Golmag. He then said to him: "All you are is an oversized, orcish idiot. Now, lets dance!" Galad then sadistically smiled and turned into his other form. Golmag then said: "Uruks, stop him! "But they were all dead. Galad then ingaged Golmag in the greatest duel of all time.... (How's he supposed to do that with three broken ribs, and both arms dislocated?! It's not like he can move his arms without aid from his bones. Bodies don't work that way! Also, the tendons in his right arm have been severed! And Galad is good, but he can't defeat three THOUSAND elite soldiers before they can react. Not to mention the Wargs they're riding. And if you have looked at the list of Golmag's troops, you can see that he has thirty units far deadlier than any of his other troops. Balrogs. Plus loads of trolls, Olog-hai, Black Uruk warriors, Black Uruk Warg riders, Black Uruk berserkers, Orc warriors, Orc archers, Variags, and Dunlendings.)

When the fight continued to escalate, Golmag decided he had to fight dirty. "Balrogs! Slay him!" Shouted Golmag. Soon, Galad was forced to retreat to the city. He was powerful, but not enough to defeat thirty Balrogs and Golmag at once. His limbs and muscles were still sore from the wrestling match with Golmag, and the lancing pain he experienced with each breath indicated several ribs had been cracked.

(Hey, Balrogs are Maiar just like Galad, so I heavily doubt that even Galad could win against thirty at once.)