Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-36922686-20181020142159/@comment-34241117-20181022171818

23) (What sirlazuli said)

24) When one orc kills another, nobody could care less, but when you have +1000 alignment, and YOU kill one, suddenly all of mordor starts caring about Stinkbag.

25) just plop down a couple chunks of iron and a stick, and get a perfectly made, sharp sword.

26) Swim across the entire long lake in dale wearing full iron armor and carrying enough weapons to arm everyone in erebor.

27) Be an elite king and conqueror and basically mini Sauron 2.0 in Mordor, and nobody in Angmar or Dol Guldur OR Gundabad knows, or cares. Some still try to skirmish you -_-

28) March into a simple gondorian village with a "posse" of a hundred Haradrim soldiers and cavalry and the villagers whip out knives, daggers, axes, and fling themselves at the force screaming about their death being swift... "Insert laughing cheetah face here"

29) Become a king of Angmar and Rhudaur, and yet still an elven lord as well...

30) Steal some apples from one hobbit, give them to another, and go get a hobbit from a sherriff who will follow you to the ends of Rhun and even to Utumno (the darn guy survived, got 4 kills himself! Please give it up for Derry Underhill!)