Board Thread:General Mod Discussion/@comment-34241117-20180513030219/@comment-34241117-20180523000752

Well, I am okay with Mordor, as they are kind of Harads....... sponsor. Lets call it that. The spiders are pretty cool (but scary also). Morgul Vale looks the normal-est, but the flowers are a pain in the ***. The one thing I kind of DO like about Mordor though, is Olog-Hai. I hire one, (only one) and call him "Shrek".

By the way, if any of you want to, I have a challenge for yall. Take a huge army of whatever/whoever you have, and get your Mordor alignment up somehow. hire a olog-hai, rename him shrek. With this huge army, go to the dead marshes, and find shreks house. Kill shrek with your huge army, and once he's dead, put your olog-hai there on guard mode.''' YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO USE THE OLOG ANYMORE. HE IS A FREE OLOG NOW.''' After you have achieved this, you have now achieved the achievement "Out with the old, in with the new" and "Shrek got Dreked by Shrek" (referring to the Olog called shrek). Also, you get shreks loincloth, which is called Shreks loincloth, and when worn on the legs part, will give you a full bar of protection, (equal to mithril) and absorpion, equal to the health of a Olog-hai.

THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

By the way, the best way to kill shrek is to get a whole ton of archers, surround shrek in a circle of cobblestone, fill up the circle with lava, and attack shrek. Then AFK for a while, as the lava kills shrek, while at the same time your archers are pincushioning him with arrows. Before he dies, remove the lava (to ensure the loincloth doesn't get destroyed. It is the strongest peice of armor ingame.)