Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26295802-20150428194741/@comment-26184570-20150604033850

High King Ithilion wrote: nerd/geek. I am a hybrid.

A kid at my school called me a geekface today. I said ' do you have any non first grade insults? Talk like you are smart, or as smart as a 6th grader can be.' He said,  "well, you're a nerd." He is really the king of comebacks, right? I would have said: "Oh, thats smart. Have you ever heard of drawing and quartering? It is were they cut of your testicles, slice you open and set your organs on fire. How does that sound to you? I think that you might like that very much." And then I would give him a "come at me if you want to die" look. That is my key. I am very smart, but, not under preasure. So, my trick is freaking them out long enough to come up with a comeback. By that point, they are getting really disturbed. Then, if I see them at a social gathering outside of school, I beat the sh*t out of them pretending to "not know my own strength". I am very stronge and violent for my size and age.