Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-25344655-20141025230340/@comment-25499265-20141028043920

BTW:

I'm Gimli the II son of Gimli. I love beer and am very fat.

Faction: The Fat Dwarves of Tavern Mountain (a mountain in the Purple Mountains (don't deny the fact, there are Purple Mountains (just deal with it)))

Weapon: Magic Burps and a mithril infused Purple Dwarven battleaxe.

Armor: My fat is enough but I have mithril bound mugs of ale as armor

Allies: Owners of Taverns and people who bribe me (and giant potatoes!)

Enemies: Sobers!

Wealth: Massive caverns of mithril, silver, and gold but I don't care. My prize is a whole mountain full of ale!

Rank: King and fattest of the Fat Dwarves of Tavern Mountain.

Troops: Hundreds of thousands of elite (and fat) warriors (we reproduce quickly explaining the large number). They will crush their enemies under their bellies. So elite that me and 3 of my fat buddies drove the orcs out of the Turquoise Mountains (don't deny the fact, there are Turquoise Mountains (just deal with it)).