Board Thread:Lore Texts/@comment-31308946-20170601013743

Dear {name:hobbit_male}{name:hobbit_female} I notice you have been acting queer lately. Now I know you are just a tween; but it is no excuse for your queerness. {choose:Venturing into the dark forest/Venturing outside the borders of the Shire} is no way to give your name respectability! Just the other day I was in {name:hobbitTavern_prefix}{name:hobbitTavern_suffix} and I overheard {name:hobbit_male} and {name:hobbit_female} talking about how you are "going on adventures" and how you are "setting a bad example for young hobbits" This is all I have to say for now and I do hope you will come to your senses! 
 * 1) written by TheSquidychicken
 * 2) author:{name:hobbit_male}{name:hobbit_female}
 * 3) title:A note on your growing queerness
 * 4) types:shire
 * 1) types:shire