Talk:Hobbit (NPC)/@comment-101.165.105.214-20190730111245

I once was walking through Middle Earth, conquering as I went. I arrived at the Shire, and met a hobbit. I gave said hobbit the permission to say his last words. His name was Otho Sackville. I killed him. He dropped a small pouch, which, when opened, revealed to contain a stack of hobbit bones, meaning he was a serial killer. I always knew those Sackville-Bagginses were up to no good.