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Gandalfthegreatestwizard- EpicMithrandir wrote:

Dragonovith wrote:

Special Elf Friend wrote:

Gen. Grievous1138 wrote: Saruman had multiple bombs. The Uruks bombed the Helm's Deep gate too, mere seconds after Aragon leapt off. They had multiple bombs, at least two.

And Sauron's bombs were used to blast multiple large holes in the Pelennor Wall.

Gen. Grievous1138 (LOTR Mod Wiki Admin) comlink 23:54, April 7, 2017 (UTC) The books say one bomb was used at Helm's Deep. And can you cite the part about the Pelennor Wall?

If Mordor had bombs the battle of Minas Tirith should have gone like this: Voices: Nagul 1 checking in. Nazgul 2 checking in. Etc. Sauron: Nazgul King, do you read me? King: Loud and clear. Sauron. Have you encountered any SAMs yet? King: None, we’re far above bowshot and the catapults aren’t made to fire against flying foes. My wingman thinks they probably can’t see us. We’re coming down through the clouds now. Sauron: I can see you now. Nice approach. They have no idea what’s coming… (evil laugh) King: Get ready Nazguls. 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Bombs away. (the Nazgul’s flying creatures let go of huge bombs that plummet down and hit the top of Minas Tirith starting a land side that destroys the whole city.) Sauron: Now get back here and stock up fast for another bombing run. We still have to take care of the elves. (background voice: I have to see Sauron!!!! We’ve discovered something called Nuclear Fission!!!!!) That's a bit silly, but a good idea nonetheless. You see, there was a reason Sauron was called the Dark Lord, he wasn't very bright. Exactly what I think. Making the One Ring was one of the stupidest things he ever did. (That, and joining Melkor.) yeah...

"Oh, hey! i think i will put whatever little bit o' soul i got left in me into a ring so that they merely have to cut off most of a finger (not even all of it, just down to the ring) to bring me down to a point of being merely a floating mind that can do almost nothing.... but hey, i get to be slightly stronger because of it and make another elf/man go flying per swing, so of course its worth the risk!" *almost immediately gets said finger cut off* idiot -_-...