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War Pig1237 wrote: Dear readers

My have finally modified this more and now it now meets the standards of being "cannon" according to alatar and Lord taurin of Phoenix! Warriors don't wear armor anymore and I tried to make the suggestion better I am currently trying to add pics of the hobbit shiriff house in full and pastures as well as a speacial hobbit birthday setup I made! I hope now you can actually complement the suggestion which I poured my heart and soul into goodbye!

WarPig1237  Lord of the Iron Hills  (Dispatch a Messenger Raven!) 06:09, May 29, 2015 (UTC)

War Pig1237 wrote: it is warpig back finally back after traveling near and far in a peculiar adventure, I have seen many queer things in middle earth far away form my home in the iron hills, but alas near my blue mountains mansion dwells the shire a great place indeed! Here on my journeys I noticed that erü had added more and more to the shire I thought I would investigate, and here I am to tell you all about it!

Shire crafting table?

I would never have thought that the shire folk would have need of one of these but it seems now they do, I have found examples of these in hobbit holes, hobbit farms, windmills! This is useful when amongst the shire folk especially for making hobbit bricks and other hobbit indulgences such as there cakes and fine food! So I won't bore you and of we go again

Achievement for crafting with the table: little crafter

Hobbit bricks

Now I knew the hobbits were fine bakers and farmers but as a dwarf even I didn't now if there stonework! Yes hobbits have managed to use clay to craft bricks and then using the newly found hobbit crafting table they have been able to make fantastic bricks similar in pattern to rohan and arnroien bricks but in a creamy colour that suits these little fellows well. Even I learned how to craft them soon it wasn't too difficult at all (well hardly for a Dwarf of noble stature)

Shirriff houses

Now I myself have always been very keen on the law and haven't had a run in with these shirriffs yet! But I do Remember that they used to spawn in hobbit taverns....not a good place for an officer or job it shiriff chief indeed to see you if you have had one too many Hahahahahaah! But back to serious matters it appears that the shire folk have gone around building buildings to house the shiriff forces! Not like there other building these were made with normal old clay bricks unlike the new hobbit bricks. These tall ugly building have two storeys! Yes two strange for these hole dwellers and theses so called houses have long thin glass windows. Inside are some crafting tables and some stores of beer and weed and upstairs there a a few beds, it was here were the hobbit shirrif Chiefs now spawn Instead of the pub! Good for me I guess, However these buildings aren't built to be pretty and aren't either they are not popular amongst the folk of the shire but there needs to be a station for the shirriffs somewhere!

Achievment for entering: home of the law!

Footnote:

''For those readers who would say this was uncannon and not Tolkien. Accurate you will find the description of a shiriff house in page 1306 in the return of the King novel and throughout the scouring of the shire chapter you will find mentions of the term shirrif house, the travellers even stay in one for one night and give further description of the ugly empty building and terrible food, for those who say this is not cannon due to the scouring of the shire being at the end of LoTR I can tell you that as soon as frodo left Otho began building these houses and they are cannon to the lore and its timeline, sorry just to make sure I give my reasons and sources!''

Hobbit pastures

Yes last I saw the halflings kept there animals in the barn or roaming the wild fields, but now hobbit farmers have advanced and now large pens keep the animals from straying too far, which is good for us weary travellers, but also for the hobbits themselves and it is much easier to manage they have simply either used fence or hedges to fence sround some farm animals, and there you have it hobbit pastures! Inside are also some chests of farm equipment and other farm related tools as well as a cauldron of water, and should I mention if you wish to enter there of course is a gate to get past the fence or hedges!

Achievement for entering: of green pastures!

Hooligans again

Now I was making my merry way through the shire the other day and I was witness to an attack of a hobbit hooligan, these nasty fellows go around causing trouble in these parts and robbing hobbits at night after a few drinks! They carry daggers and steel drink and money, I learned that the shirriffs are well able to keep these ones away for the shire, maybe it's lucky we built those shiriff Houses after all!

Scheming for killing a hooligan: friend of the shiriff!

Great smials aka grand hobbit holes

These are surely the finest home in all the shire they are large ancient tunnels belonging to the lords of the shire, they are built of mainly of stone and hobbit brick, they contains vast rooms like a normal hobbit hole but much larger and grander finished with gold and silver and fine woods, there is even a treasure room to store riches and relics of the old kingdom! Here spawns the powerful hobbit thains who have long ruled the shire, they will also allow you to hire some fine warriors of the shire, the last of the shires great militia! You may hire halfling warriors who wear a speacial skin to distinguish them and carry a bow and a hobbit club, iron dagger or battleaxe (not all of them just one and the bow). They are extremely fast and seem almost as accurate as the elves of lindon! By my beard if I had the cash I would hire some of these for my journeys! They can also be hired mounted on ponies You must be respectable enough to hire these halfling warriors 200 alignment should do it!

Achievement for entering: ancient tunnels

Achievement for hiring warriors: might of the thain!

Footnote:

''On the subject of the great smials I would tell those of you who would say this is uncannon, for those who disagree with the fact of the great smials being one structure, they weren't there were many grand hobbit holes the great smials was just the name given to particulary ancient tunnels of the tooks at tookbourough. However there were more grand hobbit holes were the thains of the old dwelt for years and years. The thains are cannon, and these holes would be extremely rare anyway!, the hireable halflings warriors they are cannon and have appeared in several places in the lore, a great host was sent by the Thain of archers to the defense of fornost, the battle of green fields were the hobbit stopped the goblins of mount gram and finally drive off the ruffians and sharkey in the battle of bywater!''

''Alignment antics! (Feat. Beauhunt-III and vibrava4444)''

I noticed on my travels that when in the taver I said once I had Slain a great Uruk of saruman in the misty mountains! To my surprise the pub cheered for me it seems they dislike the corruption of saruman in the shire and anyone who follows him! I also saw that those that brought hooligans to justice also got great renound amongst the little folk, perhaps I am in with s chance of those halfling warriors after all! Heheheheh

Achievement, killing an Uruk for hobbit alignment: down with sharkey!

Thank you very much for reading if you like my ideas and journey please comment and suggest any ideas you think could be added

Critcism is also welcome and if you didn't like it you can comment and tell me what I should change and why!

All of this is cannon and comes from the chapter the scouring of the shire you may check the chapter for references and source material! Thank you guys for reading and may the hair on your toes never fall out!

WarPig1237  Lord of the Iron Hills  (Dispatch a Messenger Raven!) 16:40, May 27, 2015 (UTC) They are great ideas, and sorry about bad spelling. Everyone has different opinions, and mine are just not that into shire warriors. But otherwise, everything else is great.