Thread:TheSquidychicken/@comment-31308946-20170525193032/@comment-73.150.132.3-20170616151534

I know the explanation!

Satan organized the fossils to "prove" evolution so that he could get more souls into hell.

I imagine that the ark was enchanted by God to have infinite room. Remember, it was only 2 of what would split into subspecies, just like dogs split into groups like poodles, german shepards, golden retrievers, etc. Ignore the fact that we have not seen any evolution like that on humans besides a few small changes.

Take no offense, this is merely my parodying of evidence for creation.