Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-25344655-20141102040650/@comment-67.22.249.68-20141203022519

Arienna groaned. She wasn't in the battlefield anymore. She was lying in a wonderfully soft bed, and her injuries had all healed. She felt fine. She opened here eyes a crack, and saw Eureka sitting by her bed. She decided she'd milk this a little. Maybe she'd finally get him to stew a little.

Eureka turned to see that Arienna had opened her eyes, but they were all white, and she spoke in strange voice.

"If the She-Elf is to ever awaken again, she must receive kiss from her true love before the dawn tomorrow."

"This isn't a human fable, Arienna, and Elves don't talk lie that when they receive a prophecy."

Ariennas pupils rolled back out from her forehead. "Can I at least get a kiss?"

"A, that's really weird that you can do that with your eyes. B, you wouldn't want a kiss from me."

"Well fine, then. I'll just go back to sleep. If you need me, feel free to give me a kiss." She layed back in her bed and fell asleep.

"You're going to be very stubborn about this, aren't you?"

"Yes."

Eureka closed his eyes, touched his hand to his lips, and put his hand on Arienna's forehead.

"That's not good enough."

"This is blackmail!"

"Oh, well."

Eureka sighed. This was the most stubborn Silvan Elf he had ever seen. e made a grimace, leaned down, and gave her what ended up being the quickest kiss in history.

"Eh, I'll take it." Arienna got up and walked out. It was as he watched her walk out that Eureka realized that Anduthuine had been standing there the whole time.

Eureka just stared as he walked out. Before he left, he said, "Don't worry, I'll only tell Balgorod."

And Anduthuine was indeed true to his word as a ranger. He only told Balgorod what had happened. So naturally, after a few drinks at the victory banquet, the entire army knew. As Eureka approached the fest, he was hit by 70,000 cat-calls and wolf-whistles. Up until then it was though that titanium couldn't blush.