Thread:High Prince Imrahil/@comment-24071602-20160908014935/@comment-26295802-20160909161023

Glflegolas wrote: A better solution is to not drink any beverages next to your computer. Plain water might not ruin it, but any other beverage likely will. Whether or not the beverage will short the computer has all to do with the conductivity of the beverage.

Glflegolas (admin) Send a Messenger  11:09, September 9, 2016 (UTC) Don't drink Coke near my computer?!

Two facts:

A) I'm on my computer at least 16 hours a day

B) I can't go more then 23 minutes without Coke

Given those facts, you can see that your suggestion, while well-meaning, is clearly impossible.