Board Thread:Lore Texts/@comment-31845174-20170602222511

Type:Shire
 * 1) Writer:HorseLordOfRohan
 * 2) Author:{Hobbit_Male}
 * 3) Title:A Hobbit's Daily Life

Author's Note: I have gone around, and asked different Hobbits about their daily life, and put it together.

I asked {Hobbit_Farmer_Male} what he normaly does when we wakes up, besides eating. He said that he normaly grabs a pipe, and heads outside to see what work needs to be done on his farm, and once his workers wake up, he'll tell 'em what to do. Though he said, "{Hobbit_FarmHand_Male} doesn't do anything but steal tubers!" I asked {Hobbit_Child_Female} what she does for breakfast, so she repeated to tell me that she eats pancakes, with some ale, and no doubt, the parents were right next to her. Then, she lets her dolly 'swim' in her syrup, and then she gives it a bath, and dries it off in her pancakes. When she showed me her doll, it looked brand-new. I later went and asked {Hobbit_Bartender} what customers he has, so he described a big-folk, who bought lots of ale, and he mentioned a hobbit who sleeps in the basement. Then I went over to {Hobbit_Male}'s Hobbit Hole, but he wasn't home, so I left and met a family of Hobbits who were having a picnic. They had apples, pears, cake, carrots, and a cherry pie. They had lots of different kinds of liqueur, including {Liqeur_name}. While I was walking I came across {Hobbit_Sherif_Female}, and she told me about her job. She said, "All I really do is wear a hat and shoot pebbles at things. Though I do quite like the hat!" Lastly, I came to the house of Ol' {Hobbit_Male}, just before he went to bed. He told me to go away, but when I told him I was writing a book, he let me stay. He normally smokes his pipe and eats Apple Crumble, which was delicious. Then he reads a book, and then asked me to send him a copy of my book. Then he goes to bed. But before I left, I saw a small pale sword was above his fire place. So, now you know the daily life of a Hobbit.

(I hope you enjoyed! Kudos and criticism is welcome) 