User blog:Dark Lord Mairon/Atheist goes on church! (me)

So yeah... Me playing soccer on sand with my friends everyone was going well when all of sudden a girl I like was going to the church with her parents.

Two of my friends were going there too so i decided join them, the problem was, I am atheist...

We sit close to each other. On the church I was so lost, when everyone sat , I got up , when everyone standed up , I sat.

They than called some kids/teenagers to get to the "altar" help give everyone some bread and grape juice.

They saw and chose me as the church wasnt too big, I would say there were arround 80-120 people,

They first started asking me some stuff to see how well the "new ones" know their religion (not my case :P )

So on my time to answer the priest ( each I called Papa) pointed to some kind triangule on the roof, Jesus was standing his hand upon it. He asked me what was that so I answered:

-Thats...tha... its Illumina...

It was at that moment loads of people laughed as if I was joking and the girl I like told me wut it was so I answered right:

-Its the Saint Spirit (or however u spell it on english)

We so I had to "sing" something catholic music, I was just moving my mouth :)

After that it finally ended, out the church, the girl -insert name- told me I did well for an atheist and that she doesnt like going there every sunday , but her parents re to radicals.

Finally she asked me what I was doing there... I was about to answer when her parents appeared, just as my friends pushed me to come play with them :/.

Trick one...