User blog:Eureka Enderborn/The end of the world

So, there's something that happened to me yesterday that I momentarily forgot to mention.

I was strolling through Portland and I got a little peckish. So I popped into a nearby Starbucks. I eat my coffee cake and then walk out. The moment I step out onto the pavement, I saw something across the street that made me freeze in my tracks.

SON OF A BITCH, IT'S ANOTHER STARBUCKS!!!

I mean honestly, what is the point? Why on Earth would you do such a thing?