Board Thread:General Mod Discussion/@comment-34241117-20181004210559/@comment-35456756-20181005141530

But for a rl story, I think it was for my 8th birthday, we wen't to Legoland. Everything passed normally, we went around and such, looked, played, &c. But this story might be a warning for some pple. NEVER GO TO JOE'S CRAB SHACK! We wen't there, orded some very expensive food, only to find the "lobster" they gave us was mostly shell. So we ate, and finished the meager morsels best we could. Then the waitress showed up. She looked like most people I had seen around California's large town areas, uknow, with the painfull looking earings and tattoos. Somehow someone in our family let it slip it was my bday. She asked me if this was true. Like any shameless 8 year old with his mind on a cupcake, i answered, yes. And so... she announced to the ENTIRE BUILDING it was my birthday, and thus everyones attention was on me. Sounds a bit embarrasing, but so what, one might think? Then she asked the most obscure and akward question to me, saying "can you write your name..." i didn't hear the rest, as it was so load in the restaraunt, but I thought I had heard enough. "Uh, yea?" I replied. Than once more, she shouted at the top of her lungs, "HEY EVERYONE, THIS KID'S GONNA SIGN HIS NAME WITH HIS BUTT!" Omg cringe..... but she stood me up in the center of the room, and I had no idea what to do. I wasn't about to try it, except when she whispered to me to get moving. So I squated, and stood, over and over, looking like one of those call of duty players when u press b and a over and over. That may have been the most embarrasing moment of my life. Fortunately, I didn't know squat about anyone in there, nor they me (except of course my family, who seemed just about as pleased with the ordeal as I was). This place was several hpirs from where I lived at the time, so I never had to see that place again. I hope you all have taken a bit of humour at my pain.