Board Thread:Suggestions forum/@comment-4568826-20191230172610/@comment-4568826-20191230194814

Tolkien was just confused about this beard thing. JRRT's undead soul talked to me, he said: "Rittmeister, go forth and be my Prophet, and tell all these misguided Lore freaks, that I was wrong about female Dwarves. They don't really have beards, they are just dressing up like men and wear fake beards when they go public, it's basically like a Muslim woman having to wear a Burka, but in private they are actually beardless."

That's what JRRT told me! I'm just the messenger.