Board Thread:Forum Roleplays/@comment-67.22.249.68-20150205232108/@comment-26084195-20150213044705

Two Knights walked up the path and yanked Glosur behind a line of purple runes.

"OK, who in the name of Notch are you and what were you doing up there? And why on the Overworld are you riding a pig?? And... hang on, did you say Dragon Slayer? That's impossible. The only dragon since the first age was the Black Tyrant, and you definitely didn't kill him." Suddenly there was a strange noise, and something appeared behind the knights.

"Oh Notch... there's one standing right behind us, isn't there?"

"I think so."

The two turned to look only at the legs of the Enderman. This was Glosur's first time seeing a full Enderman, but he recognized it as being the same species that Eureka was part.

"What do you want here, Enderman?"

"Him." The Enderman pointed at Glosur.

"Well you can't have him! We need to take him to the Red City."

"Yes yes, I know. I'm going to take him there. My method of travel is much faster than yours."

"Be that as it may, we--" the guard spoke a little too late. The Enderman put his hand on Glosur's head.

"We're not taking the farm animal." and he teleported them away.

Meanwhile, in a forest on the way to the Red City...

Slayer, Elestan, Amroth and Turatamo were walking along, when suddenly they heard muted voices on the path behind them. They sounded sinister, and it gave them a bad feeling, so they decided to hide behind a bush along the path. Slowly the voices became more defined.

"Oh c'mon, sir! Please?"

"No, Terrence."

"Please please pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease!!"

"In the name of The End, please make him be quiet!"

One of those voices sounded familiar.

"Why do you want to sing so badly?"

"Because it's a long walk, and I'm bored! Why couldn't we just teleport?"

"Because Troy can't!"

"Well it's making this road trip less fun for me."

"WELL EXCUSE ME IF I DON'T HAVE RIDICULOUSLY LONG SPINDLY LEGS."

Then the four figures rounded the corner. One of them was unmistakably Eureka Enderborn. He was flanked by two Endermen wearing purple crystalline armor, and something was following them, something they'd never seen before (it was a Dalek).

"Fine!" Eureka said. "Terrence, what song?"

"Don't fear the reaper! Can press the button to start the music?"

"Yes, you may. And since I'm singing, you're singing too Phillip."

The other Enderman rolled his eyes. "I'm not doing that."

"Awe, c'mon sir! Make him!"

"Phillip, at least do the la la las."

"-sigh- Yes, sir."

"Yay!" The now-named Terrence yelled. Just as he was about to press the button on Eureka's metallic side to start the music, Phillip stopped them.

"Guys, do you smell that?"

Terrence and Eureka sniffed the air, but it's Troy who first said something.

"WARNING! WARNING! ALTERNATE DIMENSIONAL SIGNATURES DETECTED! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!"

The four ran out of the bush yelling things like "Wait!" or "It's us!"

"Cease fire, Troy, cease fire!" Eureka yelled. Terrence and Phillip had their weapons drawn.

Eureka looked them up and down. "What in the name of Notch's golden apples are you four doing here?"

"Five." the Enderman voice came from behind, but this one sounded feminine. Eureka turned.

"Rhea? What has my best field agent brought for me?"

"A Dwarf."

"What? That's impossible! The Dwarves died off over three thousand years... wait a second... Glosur?"

Eureka's old friend stepped out from behind Rhea.

Eureka shook his head. "I... geez. OK, introduction time. Rhea, Troy, Terrence and Phillip, this is Slayer, a highly trained Elven assassin, Amroth, a skilled and intelligent Wood Elf, Elestan Larcalaite, a capable warrior and good friend, Turatamo, a highly capable High Elven smith, and Glosur, a Dwarven King and another very good friend. Everyone, this is Rhea, my best field agent, Terrence, one of my personal bodyguards, also known as the happy one, and Phillip my other bodyguard, known as the bored one. And this is Troy, and he's my best friend in all the dimensions. So, let's go to the Red City, I can tell you some stuff about this world there."