Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26322120-20170207042106/@comment-26322120-20170627022227

Notverygoodusername wrote: This thread is not dead right?

I usually have the worst experiances with elven and northern dunedain players. If I join as a poor noob and choose an evil faction, settle down a base in my wanted biome, get a base and some Basic gear. Then I go to an enemy biome, and all the sudden, a pro of the said factions starts talking: "Don't dare touch my realm" (stuff like that). I take it as a joke/roleplay text and kill an enemy npc. Then the pro sees the achievement I got for slaying one of his npc-s, for example. Then, they get mad at me. They start telling me threats and insults, such as: "I will come and hunt you down with my godmith sword and you noob are gonna die!" "I will take all my friends, raid your base, steal all your items and kill all your troops!", or the player (pro) appears and tries to kill me with an extremly op weapon (usually a high-elven/galadhrim bow with some crazy enchants on it). I get away, but then, he has his friends tp over, and chase me on the fastest horses in the server. They fire everything at the poor noob (me) running trough lands, having an epic mistake. But since I am on foot, or on a crappy mount, they catch up to me (if I'd be on a good mount they'd kill my mount). They kill my mount (even if it's crappy) and then I pull out a pathetic weapon to defend myself. My horrible pvp skill is no match to theirs and I die. They take all my stuff and probably use it to equip the newbies of their factions. I come back next day, and find some mighty evil lord saying that he will assist me agianst 'em nasty people. I get to build a base right next to his and he gives me a Basic set of faction gear. I use the gear and go to an enemy biome to get some more alignment. But then, agian, those enemy pros log on to the server and say stuff such as: "You noob still killin'? Didn't we warn you yesterday?" Then they come and attempt to kill me agian, but that evil lord interrupts and defends back those people. Then, a war starts on the server. Because on most servers, good factions overcome evil easily, the good pros hire 100 troops each, make sets of godmith out of their stacks upon stacks of mithril blocks they have, and give them to their 50 ohter friends. There are like 10 evil players agianst 50 good players. The server troop limit is 100 troops, so evil can't use it's swarm advantage that good. Everyone does not have enough money for 100 olog-hai or mirk-trolls, so they'll have to hire 100 uruks, that usually lose a fight agianst elven soldiers. The war starts, and at the end, the evil players are outnumbered and lose the war. Then, like 7 evil players out of the 10 that fought in the war, rage quit, because they have lost all their supplies in the war. The 50 good players have all evolved into pros and keep on terrorising evil biomes. The evil biomes will turn into an even worse wasteland than they are naturally. Then, like half of the server belongs to elvish factions and they decide to take over even the kingdoms of men, such as gondor, wich kindly welcome them and do not resist at all to the takeover. The last realms standing for evil are mordor (because good simply doesn't want to conquer it, they say it too ugly) and pertorogowaith (because it's out of their reach). Then, the server owner comes back from travelling and asks about what has happened on the server. The elven players say that half of middle-earth belongs to them now and the owner says "good job" or such, because HE IS A BLOODY ELF TOO. Then, the evil players start resisting to win some middle-earth regions back to themselves, but then, some elven noob who has worse pvp skill than me and is mad about his death, says, that evil players use hax to fight, and all of 3 remaining evil players get banned.

(not a true story, but a possible one, considering the overpowerness and overpopularity of elven factions on some servers)

(the part that I usually have the worst experiances with elven or northern dunedain players is true though, they often threaten to raise war or hunt me down)

EDIT: it's 4am at night in my region and I was in a serious mood of story-telling, so don't judge me if this is very wierd This is so relatable honestly.