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AlteOgre wrote: Thaumablazer wrote: Anyone else wanna come up with a few things an angry hobbit would say? I'm sure you'll manage with this hint:

Take the Hobbit adult friendly speechbank and mess up the intentions of each sentence.

Examples to get you going:

"Short cuts make for long dalays." => "Argh, get yourself a short cut #Person!"

"Good day!" => "Go find yourself an adventure #Person!".

"May the hair on your toes never fall out." => "May the hair on your toes shrivel and grow frizzy!".

"The road ever goes on and on." => "Walk into a dead end, you #Person!". I should come up with some for Dunland drunkards as well.