Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-33328512-20171016194627/@comment-33185350-20171017015216

Hobbits don’t attack Mordor. Nobody attacks Mordor. One does not simply walk into Mordor, let alone attack it. Unless, of course, you’re a big elvish warrior with a sharp blue sword. Word has it one of those single-handedly conquered an entire tower in Mordor once. That infraction won’t be repeated.