Board Thread:General Mod Discussion/@comment-34969473-20181009140519/@comment-34030170-20181009143912

Oh good, I've been coming up with a few completely awful puns with the express purpose of being the only one in my family that gets them.

Terrible pick-up line: "Hey baby, you're hotter than the flames of the Valaraukar."

In response to someone else getting insulted: "Boom! The Dagor Bragollach couldn't roast you that good!"

Horrible insult: "Your taste in [X] is so poor, not even Ungoliant would want to devour it."

Debatably better insult: "You're so dumb, even Peregrin Took thinks you're a fool!"

Quite possibly the most stinging comeback imagineable: "That insult was utterly terrible. Does OneBehindTheHair learn tips from you?"