Board Thread:Suggestions forum/@comment-198.180.129.13-20171129140901/@comment-26553378-20171129223827

Language.

Also, besides the profanity, the way that the sentance is structured makes it sound opposed to the idea of riding bears. Something such as "Bear Riders" or "Riding Bears" would make much more sense, and would not contain the questionable use of profanity.

Anyway, on to the actual suggestion: The idea of riding any animal is interesting, and possibly has merit as people are really stupid sometimes, but I will put this out there: Most animals do not have the spine (literally, not figuratively) to hold up a human. their spine would get bent, and if the rider is particularly stupid and cold-hearted it would break. Beyond that, the critters know this, and will avoid being sat on at all costs (almost). As rat said, a bear, which would likely be able to support a human, would not tolerate it, and would remove you immediately, likely violently, and quite possibly eat you. the idea of thinking you an itch however is rather unlikely as it is a different subset of touch/pain depending on how you want to view it (an itch is a subset of pain that triggers you to scratch it causing a greater pain that masks the itch, and likely removes some offending object such as an unattatched hair or a flee. Something sitting on you however is pressure) Honestly, thinking this through, probably the only realistic thing would be an ox/auroch for riding that you can't already.