Board Thread:Suggestions forum/@comment-27991709-20160914220743/@comment-27200931-20160914225323

A bath towel has great practical value! You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold plains of Forodwaith; you can lie on it on the brilliant white-sanded beaches of Far Harad, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the Great Desert of Near Harad; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy Anduin River; wet it for use in hand-to-hand combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ringwraiths; you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course you can dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.