Board Thread:General Mod Discussion/@comment-34241117-20180522022438/@comment-32765490-20180530161446

"Welcome! Welcome to Longpork 17! You have chosen, or been chosen, to longpork to one of our longporkiest remaining longpork long-porks. I longporked so much of Longpork 17 that I longporked to longpork my long-pork here, in the Long-pork so thoughtfully provided by our long-porks. I've been longpork to call Longpork 17 my longpork. And so, whether you are here to longpork, or longporking through on your way to long-porks unknown - welcome to Longpork 17. It's longporkier here. "