Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-25344655-20141102040650/@comment-67.22.249.68-20141204050720

Real nice poem, Auraestus. Did you compose that yourself? If so, I'm amazed. Could you compose ne about Eureka battling and defeating Herobrine?

Eureka simply sat there, eating nothing and saying little, but throwing several nasty looks in Arienna's direction, where she stood surrounded by highly amused Rohirric soldiers.

"No, it was easily the shortest of all time. Oh, he's handsome enough, but so short-sighted. I'll have to do some serious work, and it'll take a lot of molding, but even living metal is malleable if you get it hot enough."

It was at this point Eureka got up and left the table.

Later, at the Gray Keep...

In the secret chamber deep within the inner fortress, Eureka sat talking to a projected message of his best friend in the worlds.

"She's nice, I guess, but I'm a robot/Enderman and she's an Elf, and I technically can't experience love."

"BACK UP A MOMENT. THERE'S A FEMALE INTERESTED IN YOU?"

"Yes!"

"BOW-CHICKA BOW WOW!"

"TROY!"

"SORRY, I COULDN'T RESIST. BUT SERIOUSLY, CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF, GIVEN THAT YOU WERE CAPABLE OF EXPERIENCING THESE FEELINGS, FALLING IN LOVE WITH HER?"

"I don't know. Maybe, I guess..."

"THEN THE ANSWER IS SIMPLE. TURN ON YOUR ROMANTIC FUNCTION. NOW I HAVE TO GO. WE'VE RECENTLY DISCOVERED BUNNIES, AND THEY'RE PRACTICALLY ASKING TO BE TORTURED WITH THOSE CUTE LITTLE EYES. GOODBYE."

Eureka smiled. Troy always knew what to say.

Meanwhile, somewhere in the desert of Harad...

A lone figure in a black cloak staggered through the intense heat. He stared up at a tall, wide mesa of rock sticking out of the desert. He smiled. This would do nicely indeed.