Board Thread:Lore Texts/@comment-26119768-20171212020328

 Good day, Mr. {name:hobbit_surname}. We are writing to you to inform you that as of {num:1,30} {choose:Afteryule/Solmath/Rethe/Astron/Thrimidge/Forelithe/Afterlithe/Wedmath/Halimath/Winterfilth/Blotmath/Foreyule}, S.R. 14{num:0,20}, your house is being repossessed {choose:due to a failure to properly notarize the deed in red ink/due to adventurous behaviour which does not behoove a respectable hobbit/for causing significant distress, disturbance, and disruption, due to your outrageous and unbecoming behavior at the birthday festivities of Mr. Noakes, Esq.}. Your furnishings will be sold by auction and mathoms distributed among the local populace. It has been a pleasure doing business with you. Cordially, Messrs. Grubb, Grubb, and Burrowes 
 * 1) A joint effort by Rocket Engineer, High King Ithilion, Campinator, and #Thindithron the Great
 * 2) author: Grubb, Grubb, and Burrowes, Solicitors-at-Large
 * 3) title: Notice of Repossession
 * 4) types:shire