Talk:Hobbit (NPC)/@comment-70.67.8.203-20151115031734/@comment-28813058-20160627121839

You won't burn the whole thing, you'd get an empty grass shell. Then people would be like, "Who burned down Grandpa Dan's house? He was a nice guy. He kept his ancestor's bones with him to remember them. Let's go tear his killer limb to limb.

Thus, you earned yourself a painful death.