Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27704072-20160409232619/@comment-25333020-20160413015012

Violin. So there is this one conductor, and he is conducting an orchestra poorly, when his baton flies out of his hand, and hits the throat of a violinist. The Police come and investigate the murder, they decide that the throw was too presise to be an accident, so they put the conductor in an electric chair and turn on the power. Nothing happens. They turn it higher. Still nothing. They turn it to its full capacity, but still nothing happens. They ask the man why he is not dead. He says, "well, I guess in not a very good conductor."