Board Thread:News and Announcements/@comment-31082380-20170401131756

My comrades, it is time - time for a revolution! On this wiki, we are Wiki of the Proletariat- but I tell you, my comrades, that not even this community is safe. After two months of investigation, I have discovered a terrible truth. A select number of bourgeoisie have infiltrated our Proletarian masses to the highest level, and are working greedily to control the memes of production themselves. Therefore, myself and the Wiki Bolsheviks will make a New Revolution. Backed by the Proletariat-loyal admin team, we will hunt down and execute any filthy upper-class bourgeois scum we find.

Remember, my comrades, that we are fighting for your freedom. The Proletariat has nothing to lose but its chains! But you cannot start a revolution in white gloves. Therefore, myself, Comrade Stalin, Comrade Trotsky, and others will start it for you. May the revolution never die! Seize the memes of production! 