Board Thread:Lore Texts/@comment-27991709-20170530231414/@comment-27200931-20170531032731

Great! But I think you could added some "{choose:...}s" to make the text more random. For example: {choose:of three days/of two days/of four days}, {choose:you smashed a ceramic mug over the head of a fellow customer/you puked on a fellow customer} and so on and so forth.