User:Catfishperson

(Click to die (maybe.))

"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."

The Catfishperson F.A.Q
Please read before leaving any message on my wall.

'''Q: Why do you want my soul? '''

A: I don't really, it's a joke, look here. '''

Q: Wait, so you´re a Cat, a Fish and a Person?'''

A: -.-

 Q: Why does Darned Rabbits hate you so much?

A: Because he's my brother...

 Q: Why do you Catfish on a LotR mod minecraft wiki?

A: I don't approve of what the word catfish has come to mean. I definitely don't ever engage in that kind of activity, I simply am obsessed with catfish (the animal.)

Q: What should I do if I encounter Darned Rabbits on a Server?

A: Kill him on sight! Believe me, you'll be doing yourself and the server a huge favor.

Q: Why did the Catfish cross the river?'''

A: To devour the idiot who asked question 2...

Now for some polls
On a scale from 1 to 10, how much do you hate me? 10 10 10 10 11 What most do you hate about me? You have bad grammar You're really mean You comment too much Your suggestions suck YOU FRKING WANT MY SOUL You're too mean to Darned Rabbits You're just easy to hate How can I improve my behaivor so you don't hate me as much? You can't.

About Me

 * I have memorized over 120 digits of pi.
 * I play clarinet, bass clarinet, bass drum and mostly bassoon (I hope to become the first kid ever at my school to play contrabassoon.)
 * In addition to my pet catfish, I also have a pet dog, and a pet little brother...
 * I am fond of root beer.
 * I love math.
 * I have read "The Lord of the Rings," "The Hobbit (twice)," The "Ainulindale," The "Valaquenta" the  "Akallabeth," "Of the forging of the One"  and the "Silmarillion"
 * Don't eat catfish
 * My favorite physical sport is Frisbee, however I used to fence, and do archery.
 * I have won at least half a dozen Chess tournaments.
 * In my free time I enjoy reading, composing music using "Garage band," practicing math (can vary from puzzles to basic calc)
 * I am highly philosophical, and atheist-agnostic.
 * I have been banned from this wiki a total of six times. All of which were either a joke, an accident, or at my request.

Gundabad Uruk Equipment picture.
I took a picture of Gundabad Uruk equipment for the page, but the image was removed for the sake of a gif. I really liked that picture, so I will display it here;



Some of my better Suggestions (Highly outdated.)

 * Dyeable pouches.
 * Poisen berries.
 * Better Suits of Armour and Weapon Racks.
 * Factional relations.
 * Balrog Improvements.
 * Scatter/Retreat horn
 * Dragons on the Horizon.
 * Of the Subfactions of Angmar...
 * Corrupting/Cleansing Lands.

The Best suggestions I that I haven't myself made. (Ranked)
1.Of the Races of Middle Earth. (30 kudos)

2.Gundabad Overhauling. (60 kudos)

3.River Monsters. (45 kudos)

4.Utumno Structures. (With a few changes) (25 kudos)

5. Dark Land Suggestions. (43 kudos)

6. On the Goblins of the High Pass.

Some Interesting Links
http://trumpdonald.org/

https://www.youtube.com/user/TwoStepsFromTheMusic

http://doge2048.com/

http://heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaeyaa.com/