User blog comment:TheStudyOfTheUnknown/Rate Me/@comment-25841881-20151029205447

You didn't miss any options. You fully represented the truth, and the only thing any person with a brain*, would vote for, no matter what other positive options you added.
 * brain meaning a brain of enough intelligence and the right personality to feel like you have to vote for the overly negative things because they included them as an option.