Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26295802-20150428182233/@comment-26119768-20150430055141

Later on the news: "This is Jeff Hatofapilgrim reporting from Minas Tirith where a brutal doughnut massacre has just occurred. Authorities report that a Rocket Engineer of Project GROND is responsible. Said suspect was also involved in the horrendous act of removing debris of Alderaan to make a Pizza Hut. In other news, a 100 mile wide meteor is scheduled to hit earth at 9:00. More info to come at 10:00."