Board Thread:Lore Texts/@comment-83.134.111.82-20170629075547

There once was a Southron named Steve the Buffalo. Yes 'tis he that suffered greatly, oh no!

A lot of people were persuing him daily. Aye, it was truly driving him crazy!

Goran, Kvesir, Floonie and fear. They all called dibs on him, oh dear! (you can replace the names with some more appropriate southron names cuz i suck at making shit like that up)

They all came wand'ring from far away. But steve wouldnt welcome them, nay nay!

So while steve was drowning in his own tears, the rest charged at eachother with spears.

While calling 'Steve is mine!', they all but broke eachother's spine.

And as broken lads they had to return, but no-one won Steve, they felt the burn!

That was the story of a man that's named Steve, who then finally felt some relieve.

--- based on a true story from the official server

~Floonie 