Board Thread:Lore Texts/@comment-34030170-20190622221300

#author:Goblûn of Morgul Have you heard of the Lady’s sneak? Haven’t seen him myself, but a couple o’ Lugbúrz’s lads were talking ‘bout him… 3, {num:4,8) nights back, I think. {name:orc} and {name:orc} it was. They hadn’t seen the Sneak neither, but they had heard some talk from the higher ups. Tiny little thing, pale as the Vale’s moon said one; The other said the Sneak was more of a frog, black and big enough to choke a Warg, long as it was asleep. Both agreed that he was a squeakin’ sack o’ bones once Lugbúrz was done with him, at least. The Lady up under Ungol’s taken a liking to him, they said. Doesn’t sit right with me; only liking I’ve heard she’s ever taken to is for supper, but the bigger of the lads swore the squeaker’d been through her Ladyship’s lair more than once, and only once is enough for most breathin’ folk. Maybe he’s too raggedy for her pinchers, if he’s not as big as the one said. Now, they said, she has him as her little croaking errand-boy, fetching scraps for her to eat. Lugbúrz wants our hands off him, at any rate. Don’t need to be told twice: anyone with Shelob’s favour isn’t someone I’d like to cross. But see here ⁠— the night’s getting on and there’s work to be done. I’ve got my patrols and you’d better get to yours. And if you see something creeping in the mountains, keep your blade sheathed! If it's not obvious enough, the Lady is Shelob and the Sneak is Gollum. All of Goblûn's recountings here are either second- or third-hand. Most of what he and the two Orcs mentioned heard was inspired by Shagrat's conversation about Gollum to Gorbag. I don't think there's anything here that messes with the timeline. Sure hope there isn't, at least. 
 * 1) title:The Sneak
 * 2) types:mordor,isengard
 * 3) By OneBehindTheHair