User blog comment:Dark Lord Mairon/Atheist goes on church! (me)/@comment-25012056-20150420105519

I've always wanted to read one of these. I almost died of laughter at the Illuminati part.

Anyway, here's a fun fact: St. Lawrence was grilled to death on a gridiron for hours, and still kept his wit. His last words were, "I'm well done. Turn me over!"

Gen. Grievous1138 (admin) comlink 10:55, April 20, 2015 (UTC)