Board Thread:News and Announcements/@comment-26322120-20171028171803/@comment-27912807-20171029220815


 * Comes in, in ragged clothing, covered in mud and dirt*

''I have escaped... I have escaped the gulag and I have come to tell you very urgent news indeed,

DON'T fight for a revolution against the wikitatorship!

Your ideals may be fine, but if they catch you, you won't be executed and die in honour as a martyr, no... you will be picked up in the dead of night and sent to a gulag where you will be worked to death, in the Siberian cold with poor working conditions, little to now food and brutal treatments from the guards, and no one knows you have been sent there so you'll just be forgotten...

So don't try to fight them, accept them, or flee from them, like our wise Catfish did, but it's only a matter of time before we find Catfish's murdered body somewhere in an alley, with a hammer and sickle burnt in his skin...

So accept the wikitatot ship  as long as it lasts, for resisting it is utterly pointles....