User blog:Gen. Grievous1138/Story of how I entered Middle-Earth

Many people have asked me how I, General Grievous1138, first entered the world of Middle-Earth. I have said that I will contemplate the idea, and I have decided to do so.

During a climatic battle with Republic forces, my Recusant-class light destroyer was being bombarded by twenty Republic Star destroyers. My ship cold not take the barrage, and I was forced to flee. As my destroyer was atomized, my starfighter, the Soulless One, was hit by a glancing blast. The hyperdrive malfunctioned and I was hurled across existence.

I crashed in the part of Middle-Earth known as the Shire. I traveled far, collected much, fought for the roaming bands of the pitiful creatures known simply as Orcs. I eventually heard of a land called Mordor, and made my way there.

I murdered many denizens of this world. Mostly snobby Gondorians, but others as well, made easy with my four lightsabers. I made it to mordor in the end, and I am now a figure of great power at the hands of Sauron himself. I reside in a massive fortress resembling the one I had at Vassek, located in the mountains deep inside Nan Ungol. my starfighter has been recovered and is being repaired, I will fight for Sauron until my ride is ready.

Gen. Grievous1138 (talk) 21:58, October 4, 2014 (UTC)