Talk:Servers/@comment-24.147.248.52-20191214000810/@comment-26172435-20191214125817

Only very special magic can turn you into a staff. I'm quite sure nobody on this wiki has unlocked the knowledge to pull this off. Although I can think of a few tricks from the materials engineering & manufacturing practise to make it happen, but it would require a multi-step process, which will likely be very painful and irreversible, and also some additives to ensure the final product maintains its shape and functionality.

~ObviousOgre