Thread:Sinthorion/@comment-28122306-20160422081545/@comment-25101690-20160422083358

In its unmeasurable wisdom and greatness, the Flying Spaghetti Monster has made spaghetti available in almost every grocery store! If you don't like them raw and crunchy, you can easily make them softer using only a pot, some water, a heater, and a little bit of salt. Maybe you don't want to eat them without sauce, so the glorious FSM has invented pesto for a better taste! If you have some more time, cook some tomato sauce with meatballs instead of pesto.

As you can see, the FSM prepared the world for all your noodly needs! The FSM cares!