Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26132150-20150223234720/@comment-26084195-20150224050900

Teleportation. Imagine! I'd never be late for school again! High school starts way to early nowadays, and I could use the extra sleep. Plus, I wouldn't need my driver's license, I wouldn't need my car, I wouldn't need to buy gas, and I could outfit myself in ninja garb and become a teleporting crime-fighting superhero called by his adoring fans "The Phantom of Justice"