Board Thread:Forum Roleplays/@comment-26084195-20150417202642/@comment-26084195-20150427222520

Here it comes, folks!

The time is one month after the destruction of the Galactic Council. All throughout the Galaxy, Razorbird and some Sargoth warships appear out of hyperspace. Above every single inhabited planet in the Galaxy. In enormous surges, the Razorbirds successfully destroy every last resisting enemy fleet, and either make planetfall or blockade planets that were deemed to difficult to bother. Within one single day, the Razorbirds controlled Galactic space, and 99% of inhabited worlds. A very special fleet, however, was sent by the Sargoth to attack Arda. They came in the billions, each of their advanced warriors (who had to wear protective suits due to the detrimental affect Arda's sun has on them) were worth ten of Arda's colonial defense force troops. The Sargoth smashed many cities and burned many forests. By the time that the mindless slaughter was through, the Sargoth claimed total control over the planet, and demanded a sacrifice of 100 people each month.

Once the smoke cleared, only a few well-hidden frigates and some millennium falcon sized starships remained, and the Galaxy was under the close watch of the birds, lizards and snakes. Once all resistance (or most resistance) was eliminated, a message was broadcast across the Galaxy by the Naalu.

"Greetings, fellow citizens of the Galaxy, we have great news! The Sargoth and Razorbirds have allied with us in a new rulership known as the Empire of Scale."

This is great! The Naalu have allied with the Razorbirds and Sargoth! Maybe they weren't so bad after all!

"We have removed the corrupt government that used to rule over you with the illusion of equal rights and freedom, and have formed a firm but benevolent government which will function much better."

How wonderful! The Naalu have saved us from a wretched government and placed us under their intelligent and kind rule!

"We will protect and provide for you all, and we will expect obedience in return."

We should be obedient, these Naalu definitely know what they're doing.

"The only two restrictions we will place upon you are: leave Military and governing matters to us, and no religion besides worship of the holy Jiral will be allowed. We look forward to millennia of being your generous overseers!"

Sensible restrictions, all. Boy, I'd better take down my altar to that foolish and outdated deity! Gosh, those Naalu sure are beautiful....