Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27810594-20160419223331/@comment-26172435-20160420184321

- stares in the flames -

So, that one glorious moment ... just bought some strong cherry at the Jolly Dragon's ... and I got drunk you know ... so I made like 'friends' with that bloke ... Filibert Maggot I think ... and then I wasted him with two stacks of plates ... yeah, my aim wasn't perfect under the circumstances ... but man ... achieving 'Welcome customer', 'Halflings Anonymous' and 'Kitchen Brawler' in just a little over a minute ... that was so freaking awesome ...

- breaks and sobs silently -