Board Thread:Suggestions Forum/@comment-25604636-20150421121028/@comment-26184570-20150504223835

Riding jaguars is not possible. For one, a cat's back can not support a guy. For two, good luck getting a jaguar to let you ride him. Llamas are domesticated for those reasons...

P.S. I am going to be gone for a week because the reward for no screens for a week is no homework for a week so...