Board Thread:Forum Roleplays/@comment-26091553-20150419032207/@comment-26084195-20150422234419

Sigh. I can see that this won't be resolved. We're both too convinced in our own rightness. So I'm just going to go a different route.

On the planet Mandalore...

Mandalore was looking at a map of developments. As he observed, he heard the sound of a gun being loaded behind him. He turned to see a being as tall as him, but skinnier and wearing black armor.

"Impressive." He said. "Not many can sneak up on me. How much are you being offered to kill me?"

"Nothing. I'm here to strike a deal with you."

"...I'm listening."

"Alright. I want to hire you and your Mandalorians."

"For what purpose?"

"To kill all the rebels."

"Ah, an Imperial." Mandalore said with a hint of amusement in his voice. "How original."

"I'm no Imperial. I want to kill them, kill them all. I hate the Empire almost as much as I hate the Rebellion. I want you to massacre all the Rebels. I want so many of them to die their blood turns the oceans of Kamino red. I want you to kill the men, women and children. No prisoners, leave none alive."

"You're insane!" Mandalore said. "I like that. But can you pay us?"

"I murdered several Hurt crimelords. Unbeknownst to the Empire, I stole most of the Hutt's money. So yeah, I can pay you. A lot."

"Alright. Let's talk numbers...."

A short while later...

A message came from Naboo.

"Command! Alert! We are under attack! It's the Mandalorians! They bypassed our defences in orbit and swept aside our defences! They commandeered the planet-to-space guns and turned them on the fleet! They're trying to AAAGH!" The message cut out.