Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-25131077-20170111020337/@comment-26815144-20170125072643

Special Elf Friend wrote: Random quote about reading:

A book is a man's best friend outside of a dog. Inside of a dog it is too dark to read.

That's so mean to dogs, let's see a book (not instruction manual) save your house from getting robbed or see a book save you from getting robbed at knife point.