Board Thread:Forum Roleplays/@comment-26063164-20150404025655/@comment-25994755-20150417003046

Graycloud64 wrote: Graycloud64 wrote: here is how it plays out. The Easter Bunny, with an evil, Demonic look on this face, errects a cross out of fence posts. Then, he hangs Jesus on it, and watches him die while throwing chocolate eggs at him and preaching his gospel of convincing innocent children that fake things are real, only so they can be dissappointed when they are older. Three days later, Jesus rises from the dead. These events cause the ultimate cultural death of the Easter Bunny. (and, as we all know, the Easter Bunny is purly cultural, and if he is not worked into the culture he is dead.) So in short, Jesus wins. The point of my comment was that people all over the world would realize the evil and childhood-distroying effects of the Easter Bunny, making Jesus the winner. Not to turn the topic of conversation to the illuminati. I used to believe in the Easter Bunny, but then I realized that bunnies are mammals and can't lay eggs, let alone plastic ones full of candy. Once I realized this, everything I believed in without any evidence slowly revealed themselves as imaginary. The biggest shock was realizing Sherlock Holmes wasn't real.