Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26041296-20150427031750

This is a random story about my thoughts. It will soon become a long essay, so stick around. I have to somehow fill up this paper… How should I do it? Should I pick a topic and stick to it?

No, I cannot, because the topic is strictly random.

Randomness… There is nothing under the topic of randomness. I shall break my rule about being random.

That is not acceptable. Once that happens, then I shall start giving into bigger things, and I’ll find myself in a bad place.

Too true, so I shall not give in. Why is it that I must argue with myself?

Hey! Get back on the topic of Randomness!

There is nothing under the topic of Randomness.

So? You said that this was about randomness, so it must stay on the topic of Randomness.

Wait a moment. This is not about Randomness. This is about a story about my random '''thoughts. '''Why did you say that the topic was about Randomness?

Because it is random thoughts, not thoughts about a topic.

You contradict ourself. Why did you have the mind to make this essay more confusing?

I have no Idea, because I was staying on topic about Randomness.

Do you even understand the meaning of Randomness?

…Possibly.

Well, back to the story.

There was a story going on?

<p class="MsoNormal">Why would there not be?

<p class="MsoNormal">Is this what I think it is?

<p class="MsoNormal">What do you think this is?

<p class="MsoNormal">Can your vast imagination not fathom what this is?

<p class="MsoNormal">What has this got to do with the price of eggs in China?

<p class="MsoNormal">Are you suggesting that Coconuts Migrate?

<p class="MsoNormal">Fine, I give up.

<p class="MsoNormal">'''YES!!! '''42/28

<p class="MsoNormal">You are keeping track?

<p class="MsoNormal">Why would I not?

<p class="MsoNormal">Why Again?

<p class="MsoNormal">You said you had a story?

<p class="MsoNormal">Ah, yes, the story in which we talk to each other.

<p class="MsoNormal">Really? Sounds rather interesting.

<p class="MsoNormal">Imagine this: our conversation is being typed up by our creator, to be read by his friends  and peers.

<p class="MsoNormal">Why is the creator a He?

<p class="MsoNormal">I just have a feeling that our creator has been a Guy.

<p class="MsoNormal">What if He is a She?

<p class="MsoNormal">What if we agree to disagree?

<p class="MsoNormal">Disagree to agree?

<p class="MsoNormal">Stop. Just stop with those witty comebacks.

<p class="MsoNormal">Do you really want to spoil my fun?

<p class="MsoNormal">I cannot believe I argue with myself.

<p class="MsoNormal">Hey, this is supposed to be an essay. You are not allowed to repeat yourself.

<p class="MsoNormal">Since when did you become the Grammar Nazi?

<p class="MsoNormal">Ever since you started messing up. *Smiles to self*

<p class="MsoNormal">Well, you want to Wage war? Then I shall have War!

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll turn to Sauron for reinforcements.

<p class="MsoNormal">Then, I’ll help the Free Peoples!

<p class="MsoNormal">Wait, we are unfortunately stuck together.

<p class="MsoNormal">So, I shall start a debate. Is Vampire Books Science Fiction or Fantasy?

<p class="MsoNormal">Have we ever read vampire books?

<p class="MsoNormal">I really don’t know. I prefer Science Fiction and Fantasy.

<p class="MsoNormal">I prefer Nonfiction and Accuracy.

<p class="MsoNormal">Is Accuracy even a Genre?

<p class="MsoNormal">It should be a genre. Maybe I’ll write a series of books under the genre of accuracy.

<p class="MsoNormal">Well, I don’t like writing books, so forget your idea of writing.

<p class="MsoNormal">I guess you can also forget your Idea of a story.

<p class="MsoNormal">But the Story is already happening.

<p class="MsoNormal">My goodness, ‘tis it over so we can write?

<p class="MsoNormal">No, the story continues on and on… to the end of time.

<p class="MsoNormal">The story cannot continue for that long. All stories but the Story written by God must end much sooner than that.

<p class="MsoNormal">Fine, I’ll end it soon.

<p class="MsoNormal">When is soon, never?

<p class="MsoNormal">Actually, it is never.

<p class="MsoNormal">NOOOOO!!!!!!

<p class="MsoNormal">This is the song that never ends….

<p class="MsoNormal">But, you said that this was the story that never ended.

<p class="MsoNormal">Well, it’s the same thing.

<p class="MsoNormal">That’s a matter of opinion...

<p class="MsoNormal">And this is only a short excerpt of my long thought process since day 1. I have many more things that will be included… In the near future. <ac_metadata title="A story an=bout my thoughts"> </ac_metadata>