User:Dragonovith

The Worst Comic Ever
Nobody would ever think of that!

"Decent meme"

- Mevans

"XD AMOOZING!"

- Lord Epicus!

"How exiting!"

- Catfishperson

"Too much water - 6.9"

- IGN

"Can I leave now?"

- Random person I kidnapped yesterday

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The Song of Dragonovith
♫ ''Bravely bold Sir Dragonovith, rode forth from Redwater Ford.

''He was not afraid to die, O Brave Sir Dragonovith. ''He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways. ''Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Dragonovith! ''He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, ''Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. ''To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, ''And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Dragonovith! ''His head smashed in and his heart cut out, ''And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged, ''And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off, ''And his p... ♫

"That's... that's enough music for now, lads."



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How to destroy the One Ring 101
First you have to find the One Ring. This tutorial cover its destruction, not the search for it. Go look for it elsewhere.

Find Mount Doom
It's in Mordor, somewhere, ask your Uber driver.

Make sure it is the One Ring
...and not your wedding ring, to avoid... problems.

Find the entrance
Walk slowly to increase tension. Play O Fortuna while at it.

Toss it into the abyss
...and behold! As nothing really important happens, it was just a ring, named One Ring. It is so big it probably was the One Bracelet. Congratulations, and by the way, the Uber driver was attacked by Orcish taxi drivers, go help him.