Board Thread:General Mod Discussion/@comment-34241117-20180522022438/@comment-32765490-20180525155251

“In a hole in the ground there lived a long pork. Not a nasty, dirty, wet long pork, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy long pork, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy long pork with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-long pork, and that means long pork.”