Board Thread:Lore Texts/@comment-27991709-20170530174056

 # Dear {name:shire_male}, We must discuss your dining etiquette, or lack thereof. Every time we have a neighborhood dinner or picnic, you hog well over half off the food for yourself without giving anyone else a chance to make their picks. During {name:shire_male}'s party last week, when he brought out the barrels of perry, you had the absolute gall to smother the faucets with your lips and empty the contents then and there! Your behavior is absolutely unacceptbale, and if you continue to be so insolent in the next gathering, don't expect any more invitations from anyone here ever again! # # Dear {name:gondor_male}, It pains me so, but I must inform you that your dear friend, {name:gondor_male}, has received the gift of men. Ever since you left him in our care, he was coughing day and night. We sacrificed much of our sleep treating him, but his condition only grew worse. Soon he began to spew his own blood, and soon after that, there was nothing left we could do before his passing. If only we had the healing powers of a true king. Then, we might have saved him. My sincerest apologies. # # I have been stuck out in this accursed desert for weeks. I await orders for a change in post, and yet I receive none. Our water runs low, and my partner {southron_male} has collapsed from the dryness days ago. He's fine now, but I doubt he will be for long. The same goes for me, as well. Have they forgotten us? Are we doomed to die under the blazing sun without anyone remembering who we are or that we were ever here? Is this what we are destined to come to? To have all moisture ripped from our body and to be left as dry, sandy corpses? Is this the end for me? I cannot bear to think any further about it!  
 * 1) Written by Thaumablazer
 * 1) title:One Last Warning
 * 1) author:{name:shire_female}
 * 1) types:shire
 * 1) title:The Loss of a Companion
 * 1) author:{name:gondor_male}
 * 1) types:gondor
 * 1) title:Stuck Under the Sun
 * 1) author:{southron_male}
 * 1) types:near_harad