Board Thread:Suggestions forum/@comment-26553378-20180108124444

So, I'm sure many of you have noticed by now, but hobbit children have fetal alcohol syndrome, or something at least that makes their eyes derp out. I assumed FAS because adult hobbits are drunk so much of the time they couldn't possibly make it through a pregnancy. Anyway, we need to fix this. All hobbits should have FAS with weird eyes, not just the kids, they shouldn't be cured when they grow up! 