Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-68.34.50.62-20151016222344/@comment-26453572-20151018024915

Argali1 wrote: TheRandomWikiaDude wrote: Well really I like turkey bacon more soooo. My relationship with bacon:

Pork: As a Jew, I can not eat it.

Turkey: Satan's toenails.

Duck: A beautiful substitute. More delicious than pork bacon, and I can actually eat it! How can you know that something is better than something you haven't eaten?