Talk:Banana Bread/@comment-25606723-20141117182419/@comment-26278211-20150716091427

Mithrandir, I am as you may or may not know an ogre, a crossbreed between a troll and an orc. My grandfather was an attractive troll who wandered the beautiful and gloriuos Coldfells, when one day he walked across a beautiful orcish woman. It was love at first sight, and thats how the ogre species were born.

Still a better love story than twilight.