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Argali1 wrote: Soronto is sitting there, smugly happy with the atrocities he commited. Then, suddenly, a strange porceline ball goes through the roof of his tent and blows up. When the smoke clears, Soronto is on the ground, incredibly wounded from the explosion. On top of that, the primitive grenade was packed full of metal and porceline scraps and shards. Aditionaly, some of his wounds might be fatal. Then, a figure riding a zebra comes up to him. Then man says: ''"I have always wondered what happens when you blow a bitchy war criminal half to bits. Now I know. I normally would by guilty about this, but, you are such a horrible person, I am pretty ok with my actions. You look like some kind of food from Mordor, by the way. Now, down to the serious bread. I have a giant mithril kanabo, a greenstone patu and a mithril chain. No, I will not kill you with those. That would be stupping to your level. But, my zebra, Shaka, just might. Hey, you can't blame him, he's an animal. Oh by the way, you don't deserve this sword, I will keep it. I don't like the exotic leather though, I find it distastfull. Maybe, spider silk instead?" ''Soronto saw Earendil Shingen Heke had the sword that Slythe gave to him atached to Shaka's armor by the sheath. Shaka then moves in and tramples Soronto..... That is freakishly OP, Argali. Also, in case you didn't know, the Sargoth are​ here. They're still under Utumno, waiting for the alien ship to crash, and getting messages from their only above-ground informant: your favorite ultra-hot sociopathic CEO.

Eureka looks at Argali. "She is a necessary evil. Were she to go, the economy of the Tauredain would collapse, and I would never be able to drink anything ever again. Besides, she's a very useful source of information. When we get to the jungles I'm actually going to pick up some of that information from her. Also... you're a maiar, with a wife no less. Unlike me, you actually understand things like beauty, love and lust, desire, and those types of things. I want you to look me in the eye, though not the purple one, and tell me the truth. Have you never been distracted by her, well, everything? She can make even the most composed men turn to gibbering mush just by looking at them and smiling."

The Riders of the Grey Keep along with many of their footsoldiers march to Rohan's aid, lead by Balgorod and Anduthuine. The two advise Eomer to ride out and meet the enemy on the fields, where they have a great advantage.