Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-25565811-20150128143039/@comment-25684944-20150203180209

Final list (If you read it completely, you get cookies) : I drunk vodka (strongest version) and fought black Uruks. Fought of Mirk Trolls without armor xD Being booted off the Mordor Mountains by an Olog-hai, landing in water (which is strange, because it was the Near Harad desert) only to be immediately killed by a scorpion. Getting invaded by Angmar twice and Gundabad once at the same time.... At my spawn point. Being chased by crocodiles into a hole full of jungle scorpions. Mining mithril in the misties directly beneath me and falling into lava. Committing mass arson in Fangorn Forest, incurring the wrath of the Ents (who burned to death before they could kill me) and burning myself to death. Trying to capture friendly traders by punching them, running away, and leading them to a trap in my house, after which I would remove the trap and let them respawn, only to realize that I had slowness. Wow. Congrats.
 * I fast travelled to the Misty Mountains at night. It was very foggy there inside a cloud. I stepped froward a single step and fell to death. It's quite difficult to get your stuff back, when you don't have any building material in this steep region.
 * While reading the chat and running forward at the same time I fell in a hole and died. While searching for the hole I fell in a second time and died again. While climbing down the hole I slipped and died a third time in the same hole :-(. This was not my lucky day. The 4th time I poured a pail of water down and succeeded.
 * Normally, the scorpions in the Harad Desert can easily be avoided. But today, I've run into one and the hole hoard attacked. It took me at least 5 attempts and 3 sets of armor/bows/food to get it all back. I tried to pillar up and shoot from above, but they knocked me down and I died again.
 * I suffocated several times in the ground, due to lag while loading the game.
 * I drowend while trying to loot elven ruins. That's punishment for my greed.
 * I downed while typing a message while swimming. :-)
 * I was killed by evil players, some of them I provoked in advance, so it was kind of revenge.
 * Leading my army of dwarves into Mordor, 2 bombarders came at me at once, blew up a lot of my army, then being assaulted by 3 Ologs
 * I had a battle on a server thinking you can only bring 10 units, well the other guy brought like 60, they swarmed me and lagged me to death. (There were other armies their as well)
 * Squids + Boats=Not compatible, I was in the ocean swimming and my keyboard died, making me unable to swim up
 * In the Misties, the Uruks launched an invasion. I was on the top of a super high mountain (over y-200) and was doing well (being me) until a Warg Bombardier blew up, knocking me off the mountain (I had miraculously survived) and down into a deep pit. I must've fallen at least 100 blocks.
 * Getting a horse stuck on the edge of a ravine. When getting off the horse, the game put me ~35 blocks above the bottom of the ravine.
 * An invisible Uruk-Hai Crossbower in Rohan led to my death. Usually, I immediately relog if I'm taking damage and can't find the source.
 * Going out with a bang...literally. I was in Rohan accompanied by a whole bunch of Rohirrim, and the Uruk-Hai launched an invasion. For a while, everything was going totally fine; my crossbow, sword, bow, and Rohirrim were doing a fantastic job beating up those Uruk-Hai. But, then an Uruk Warg Bombardier spawned. I tried to shoot him down, but I couldn't slay him before he got up close and personal. Then came a  big  explosion (that dude had a triple strength bomb!), which killed me, my entire army, and a whole bunch of naturally spawned Rohirrim.
 * chasing a orc into a ravine, he moved away, i on horse was not so lucky
 * 2 agmar invasions that at the same time spawned a warg bombardier
 * following a player on the offical server almost into a ravine (didnt acually die here but we almost did)
 * when we shot that video at belegost and i was chosen to be a orc (long story)
 * surviving an invasion with half a heart, you then jump around and get killed by fall damage because the land is uneven.
 * i died in the shire :)
 * "Pphhff, who needs to bring food to the misty mountains, I've survived through the lone lands, which is much bigger."Famous last words.
 * I once punched a ranger when I had nothing in my inventory but food... I ran away, only to fall into a hole..
 * I was slaying Wood-Elves, when suddenly I was surrounded by four warriors. I had excellent armor, but they proceeded to play Ping-Pong with me as the ball, bouncing me back and forth between them with their bows. I was unable to do anything, except fly back and forth and back and forth, until eventually they killed me.
 * In a spectacular moment when lag and terrible luck decided to team up, an Angmar invasion started right in the Gundabad Camp I was in the process of burning. This happened at the same time as a massive lag spike. I was exploded by a bomber without ever seeing it.
 * i was showing my friend a volcano i was facing him and i fell in to the volcano it was 2 levels so id dropped down and swam across it and then placed a wood block which i jumped on the fire was put out by the rain  when i tried to tp to him he said that he also fell in.....
 * <p style="margin-bottom:0px!important;">i fell of a ladder and down a mountain with 30 lvs......
 * <p style="margin-top:0px!important;margin-bottom:0px!important;">I got killed in the misties by an invisible orc that was invisible because of lag...