User blog:Maltalidenta Kwuitidherali/Far Over the Misty Mountains Cold (Hype Train Parody)

Far over the Misty Mountains cold, To NPC's new and Biomes old, We must away, to hype today, To seek the update fair and gold.

The ones of old had mighty trains, Whilst we cried out, in our pain, And in the midst, the admins hissed, Holding them back, but in vain.

For holy Mevans, and the staff, They were undermanned by half, They fought and fought, just like they aught, While we fought on their behalf.

On our mithril swords we splashed, Their blood, at their heads we slashed, Their blood spread, we still bashed their head, 'Till we washed our swords abashed.

(I will continue to edit this, and I know this is really bad, it's for a laugh!)