Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27388204-20160921055834/@comment-27200931-20160922033427

Lord Epicus! wrote: Dragonovith wrote: Lord Epicus! wrote:

This fat beast's name is Sir Winston Churchill the second, not my choice of name but I like it. Here he is sitting on my homework... Never give a title like "Sir" to a cat. I have a cat too, and I named him Baron. Turns out he really thinks he's a baron and he's an insufferable little bastard, but he's a very smart cat (knows how to open doors and how to turn on the bathroom faucet). Omg your right... He sat on my homework, and I tried to write, he pushed my hand around because he wanted a chin rub XD I got two more cats, and they behave better. They're very good friends, and sometimes you may see them grooming each other, but Baron doesn't care about friendship, he doesn't even like to be pet (when he is hungry, he scratches our legs with his nails, and if we take too long to feed him, he tries to steal the food). Yeah, he hates people and other animals, but one day he did something amazing: my mother got home from chemo (unfortunately she passed away too, and as you can see, this is being a very hard year for me) and he decided to sit in her lap for no reason. This, coming from a cat who hates humanity, was pretty special.