Talk:Troll/@comment-68.108.248.231-20150218062235/@comment-96.4.180.37-20161107190257

(and before any of you start to say, "Oh, let's kill said monster," look him up on google.  The guy is 300ft tall.  A Mithril Spear to him is like a rose thorn to an ent.  And orc bombs, well, he survived a ton of bombs from a flying wing bomber falling RIGHT ON TOP OF HIS BACK.  Yeah.  Scary.  And then, he's just a toddler, which is where his parents come in.  They're probably 500ft tall.  And then, they're covered in dog-sized, grotesque animals dubbed "parasites," which can sneak into any fortifications and devour all the defenders.  In conclusion?  YOU BOTH LOSE. DEAL WITH IT.