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Eureka Enderborn wrote: "I thank you for the drink," Eureka said in an entirely convincingly sincere tone, "but I'm afraid mortal pleasures such as those bring great pain to me. Such is the cost of superiority. In a way, I envy you." Ever the paragon of politeness, Eureka bowed and vanished to a more secluded area before the urge to crush their empty skulls became overpowering. As soon as all his allies had left the castle, he let loose a volley of smoothbore warheads and the castle crumbled. "Sorry about the blood and "sloppiness." War is our god and to worship we must kill... Those were actually some of my best, they just drank much more than was good for them."