User:Thermawrench

JULIET

O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore types thou Romeo?

Deny heteronormativity and refuse male privilege;

Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my polysexual dragonkin,

And I'll no longer be a Feminist.

ROMEO

[Aside] Do I neg more, or do I post at this?

JULIET

'Tis but thy gender-role that is my oppressor;

Thou art my soulmate, and not a FratBoy.

What's FratBoy? it is nor hand, nor foot,

Nor arm, nor face, nor any other part

Belonging to a man. O, if only you were a Bolshevik lesbian!

What's in a socially-imposed label? that which we call a Prius

By any other name would be as globally conscious;

So Romeo would, had his sexist father not forced his mother to name him Romeo,

Retain that perfect, though socially-structured, attractiveness which he owes

Without that title. Romeo, go to the City Hall to have your name changed,

And for that name which is no longer yours,

Take my own name, as my professor said all strong womyn should demand.

ROMEO

I take you at your word that you are not trying to spermtrap me:

Call me your Gentleman, and I'll change my name, m'lady;

Henceforth I never will be beta again.

JULIET

What creep is hiding in my parents' pot plants,

Listening to me talk to myself?

ROMEO

By a screenname

I know not how to tell thee who I am:

My name, m'lady, is hateful to myself,

Because it is patriarchal;

If I could change my screenname, I would change it immediately.

JULIET

I have stalked but for a minute

Of your posting history, yet I know those subreddits and that karma:

Art thou not Romeo and a RedPiller?

ROMEO

Neither, glorious maiden, if either oppresses you.