User:CanadianElf

if you came here expecting a long intro well I'm sorry but there isn't one, i haven't even played on the official server, so what is over here you ask, just some text to waste your time and I'm sorry in advance.

for those who made it this far I have a treat for you, but first some unnecessary text that i am sorry to put. and the surprise is more unnecessary text followed by an origin story and i'm sorry about that. there once was this kid elf that took a moose head and put it on, he was never able to take it off, he was so scared to go back he made a beaver dam to hide in and he lived the life of a beaver, he made a beer barrel by accident and brewed up some vodka, he got drunk and not knowing what to call it he named it maple syrup. due to his lifestyle and his growth he fused with the moose head, he drank so much vodka he said sorry for whatever reason he found, due to people knocking down his beaver hut he moved north until in winter the water freezes he took a stick and a coin and 2 cobwebs, and so hockey was created, for many years his existence was questioned to the point where its a local legend but no one knows if its true. and now for the origin story, that was just useless text. the origin story is simple, an elf put on a winter coat and a hat with moose horns and lives on a dam who gets drunk on vodka calling it maple syrup, who knows, maybe he is the kid elf after all. but more importantly have a cookie for getting this far. just go to the bottom.



sorry its a muffin