User blog comment:Gen. Grievous1138/Story of how I entered Middle-Earth/@comment-4750818-20141006161306/@comment-25012056-20141007202142

Lightsabers can cut through them. A beam of plasma could easily cut through wood. Do I need to expain the physics of Lightsabers?

Mordor has 1,000,000,000+ Orcs and Uruk hai. Also, None could get past me.

Yeah, but Sauron has homeowner's insurance.

Gen. Grievous1138 (talk) 20:21, October 7, 2014 (UTC)