Talk:Warg Bombardier/@comment-33561191-20180310222023

Mordor invaded me recently, so I grabbed my sword and bow, put on me armour and got me troops ready. As soon as I stepped out of the gate my troops were smashed by a charging Olog. Being the coward I am, I ran back into the gate and closed it. I shot the Olog to death which took me like um fifty arrows? I tried to kill the rest by sword since my arrows ran out. When I was chased to right under the invasion thingy I tried my best to fight off the warg army with the help of some unlucky newly spawned Gondor Soldiers. I looked back as there were a couple flankers, and when I killed them, one of these came up to the front, between two trees, where a Gondor Soldier tried his best to fight everyone off. I looked at the warg for almost half a second thinking "ooohh....". I turned around and sprinted, desperately trying to get away, while the voices in my head went "SHIIIIIIIIIIIIII-". When the thing blew up, I was launched away, with one HP left. Half a heart. I drank my only Athelas, that I got from Idunno where, while hiding behind another tree. I killed the two orcs that weren't killed by the explosion somehow and I returned to the castle. "Phew" is all I could say after that.