Board Thread:Forum Roleplays/@comment-25344655-20150114030730/@comment-26084195-20150209035908

Sure. So a Dwarf named Tallus took a force of traitorous Dwarves and set up base on some volcanic islands, a guy called the Ear of Sauron worked with a high-function and stunningly beautiful sociopath businesswoman named Slythe to sneak into the Grey Keep and steal a minor ring of power. Then a guy called Slayer wanted Eureka's help in raiding evil fortresses, and Eureka agreed. Then Eureka went to Angmar to investigate strange occurrences, and he found and captured Galim there. Glosur and Maltok and Umayr are currently in the Grey Keep. We don't know why Maltok and Umayr are there, but Glosur is there because there's a big prophecy involving him and Eureka. Furthermore, it was revealed that the new Orcish capital in the middle of the sea of Nurn, called Deathfist Isle, is full of curiously civilized Orcs, ones who eat fresh food and take baths and have police. And now, something else is about to happen.

Slayer received a letter. It was from Far Harad. It read:

"To Mr. Slayer,

You may have heard of me. My name is Slythe, and I am a prominent businesswoman. I have heard that you are in need of some boats, but do not currently have access to them. I would be more than willing to sell you the necessary seagoing vessels at a fair price if you will meet me on the 16th in Osgiliath for negotiations.

Hoping to see you soon,

Slythe