Board Thread:Forum Roleplays/@comment-26041296-20150217232020/@comment-26084195-20150224185658

So, is Edoras still under seige? If so...

The Gondorian rangers sat in the ruined city of Osgiliath, which had long since fallen into ruin. There were only a few rangers watching their once grand capital, but that's all that is needed. After all, no one would want this city.

Then, with a huge roar, a horde of Half-Trolls began crashing through the city, accompanied by a legion of Orcs from Mordor. The rangers didn't stand a chance.

Turg himself rode Bonekraker through the timeworn streets of the city. He was surrounded by his kin. He turned to them

"My fellow Half-Trollz! Turg the Unklean hereby proklaims this ssity to be ourz!" There was much roaring. "Now, Turg the Unklean shall lead the Half-Trollz through our ssity to konquer the lords of unintelligent mammalian mounts!"

"You mean Rohan, right Chieftain?" A Black Uruk said.

"Iz that what they're called?"

"Yes. And here, this map will lead you to their biggest, best city for you to help capture."

"You mean biggest bestest ssity for Turg the Unklean to kapture."

"Yes, biggest bestest. Now, lead your Half-Trolls onward to victory over the Humans!"

"Yes! We will kill all the Hugh-manz!"

All the Half Trolls began chanting "Kill the Hugh-Manz! Kill the Hugh-Manz!"

"CHAAAARGE!"