Board Thread:General Mod Discussion/@comment-29145474-20170217010507/@comment-25959378-20170219050942

To be honest, I'm starting to get very bothered by the constant fighting and arguing over whose fictional group of characters is the best. It's not just the constant over-glorification of empires people align with, but also the constant downplaying of others that people don't. This is meant to be a parody which shines light on a frustrating situation, so please don't get offended. So without further ado:

Why The Drúedain Are The Greatest Faction In All Of Arda, And Why All Other Factions Are Terrible Garbage
The Drúedain are the best faction of all, hands down. They have the best archers, (who can shoot a fly from a mile away), the best cavalry, (who are better than all the Rohirrim combined), and the best infantry, (which are known to be better than the Valar). The Drúedain are also awesome since they own the largest empire in existence, which looks roughly like this: The Drúedain can maintain this vast empire due to their amazing, unrivaled technology, which far surpasses that of every other faction. The Drúedains' armour is known to be better than mithril due to their amazing smiths, which are better than even the Noldor. The Drúedain live in vast cities, from which they rule over their empire. For reference, here is a picture of the Drúedain capitol: The Drúedain are also known to use their fleet of spaceships and arsenal of interplanetary nuclear ballistic hell-fire missiles to rule over the entire universe. Every other faction is basically just a bunch of cavemen in mud huts. All of them are vassals to the amazing Drúedain empire.

GG