Board Thread:General Mod Discussion/@comment-34241117-20180522022438/@comment-35456756-20180525175042

Bottercot wrote: Did you ever hear the long-pork of Long-pork the Long-pork? I thought not. It's not a long-pork the Jedi would tell you. It's a Long-pork legend. Long-pork was a Dark Long-pork of the Long-pork, so long-pork and so long-pork he could use the Long-pork to long-pork the long-porks to create long-pork... He had such a long-pork of the dark long-pork that he could even keep the long-porks he long-porked about from long-porking. The dark long-pork of the Long-pork is a long-pork to many long-porks some consider to be long-pork. He became so long-pork... the only thing he was afraid of was long-porking his long-pork, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his long-pork everything he long-porked, then his long-pork long-porked him in his long-pork. It's long-porkic he could long-pork others from long-pork, but not himself.

Plagious (not sure of spelling) was a creepy kinda guy. So was his apprentice. Any restaraunt of theirs would long go out of business. Plan B was to conqier the world, but their first passion was to create the galaxy's first human buffet.