Board Thread:Lore Texts/@comment-27200931-20170528064007

I made two small texts.

The first is a children's song written by a Dalish bard, called "The Bog Troll Song". Download link

The second is a creepy recipe book. Download link

--- The Bog Troll Song

The bugging Bog Troll

took his doll for a stroll.

Amidst the trees

the doll was stolen by bees,

angering the bugging Bog Troll.

The bugging Bog Troll.

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The Bog Troll was angry

and decided to steal all the bees' candy.

But the bees were smarter and very mean,

and with the help of their laughing Queen,

they stung the bugging Bog Troll.

The bugging Bog Troll.

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The Bog Troll was sad,

and the Bee Queen felt very bad.

She decided to return the doll

with a gift of honey in a bowl

to the bugging Bog Troll,

now the smiling Bog Troll.

---

Old Recipe Book

[Most of the pages of this recipe book have crumbled away, but you manage to find a relatively well preserved passage]

TRAVELLER'S STEW

Grab your pan and go to the nearest river. Fill two thirds of the vessel and return to your camp.

Light a fire with flint and steel, then place your pan above the flames.

When the pan's water is boiling and its bubbles popping, grab your knife and hide yourself close to the nearest road.

Surprise the first traveller you meet on the path with a jump and a scream, then harvest its life with your sharp blade.

Drag the traveller back to your camp and strip the unlucky fellow of its clothes and possessions.

Cut and slice the fellow's meat with your knife, then throw the pieces into the boiling water.

Once a pleasant smell start to emanate from the pan, the stew is ready to be served.

[The following words appear under the recipe, with a smaller letter size]

The juiciest meat of the human body is the buttocks' one, but the best is without a doubt the meat of the shoulders.

Be careful while removing the fellow's bowels, or its excrement could leak.

Remember not to eat the bone marrow, brother, it brings bad luck. 