Board Thread:Lore Texts/@comment-31308946-20170531142031

Twenty-Fourth of Forelith. The fourth age of Middle Earth. I was out in the market today and by the hair on my toes! I must have cleaned out half the market myself! Of course it was not all for me, though I could eat it all in a week. It was all bought for the Overlithe feast (except perhaps the mushrooms I may keep some of them). I bought an abundance of {choose:potatoes/turnips/lettuce},{choose:steak/pork-chops/chicken}, and {choose:berries/cherries/apples} to make some delicious desserts! Tomorrow is a big day of preparation for the big feast! I also found out who has been stealing my crop of {choose:potatoes/carrots/lettuce/turnips} It is those pesky tweens! I saw them sneaking into my garden just this morning! I of course chased them away. That was enough adventure to last me the rest of my life. Those pesky children had better stop disturbing the peace. I Lithe. The fourth age of Middle Earth. Today is first lithe! It is so exciting to think of how long I have waited since the last Overlithe feast. Ah well this excitement is getting me fidgety I will go have to fix the food before the hair on my toes falls out in anticipation. Thats it! I have just finished all the food for tomorrow. Now its time for dinner, I have not eaten so long! I had supper an hour ago, but it feels like I have been starving forever. Overlithe. The fourth age of Middle Earth. I have just eaten second breakfast, and am about to go to the Overlithe feast. I hear there is going to be lots of cherry liquor, my favorite! I have packed up the cart with all the food I am bringing. I am all ready to go! First of Halimath. The fourth age of middle earth Oh dear... Another Overlith feast come and gone. This one was better than ever as well! My good friend {name:hobbit_male}{name:hobbit_female} was there and so was {name:hobbit_male}{name:hobbit_female}. We all danced and sang until we could not move because either our stomachs were so full or we were exhausted. In fact right in the middle of my solo dance act, {name:hobbit_male} passed out at my feet. He could not take his fill I suppose. Well I really must hop off. I have my garden to tend to. The rabbits are very plenty lately; lets see if I can catch one for my dinner tonight! Speaking of dinner makes me hungry, I shall go eat.  
 * 1) written by TheSquidychicken
 * 2) author{name:hobbit_male}{name:hobbit_female}
 * 3) title:Diary of a Hobbit.
 * 4) types:shire
 * 1) types:shire