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Eureka Enderborn wrote: The Indomitable wrote: Eureka Enderborn wrote: The Indomitable wrote: Eureka Enderborn wrote: Eureka ran up the stairs and toward his room.

"Wait, Emperor! General Equis wants to talk to you!"

"Tell him it will have to wait!" Eureka rushed into his room and slammed the door shut. There was silence for a moment, until...

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

The guard was now thoroughly alarmed. "My Lord! Are you okay?"

"No! I'm not! The Archduke was right! I need to find some sort of effect reversal spell right away! I was happy with just being half and half! This Is out of hand!"

Eureka then stepped back out of his room, and walked over to Equis. "Hello. Sorry about that. What do you want?"

(Indomitable, that was the single most enjoyable bout of role-playing I've ever had. I'm going to have to copy this onto a document for whenever I need a laugh. Thank you.) The archduke teleports back in, a smug smile on his face. "I told you so, are you going to try and negate the damage or are you going to keep hyperventilating. I suggest, find her, get married and fast. Because if you wait, well... both your titles would be forever tarnished and the nobles would turn on you like the feral dogs they are. Or, you could just vehemently deny paternity. "I'm... I... I've got..." Eureka took another deep breath. "I don't want to marry her! I'm going to have to exlain to everyone what's really going on. They all trust me, I'm well liked!"

Suddenly, the purple carpet rose up, and the rincess poked her head out. "Eureka? What's going on? What's wrong?"

"ACK!" Eureka spun around.

"Wait... what's wrong?"

"Oh... um.... I.... ah.... I'm just sort of worried about the fact that I, y'know, that the Ender skin had corrupted a little more of me, and I'm trying to find a solution."

Celestia looked him up and down. "Yeah, I noticed. I think it looks good. Why do you want to change--"

Eureka bolted out of the room. The archduke starts roaring with laughter, because after he gave Eureka "advice" he decided to break into the liquor cabinet and get stone drunk. Unfortunately, the princess was only a few rooms away. Eureka teleports back into the room and drags the Archduke out of it. "I need your help!" He said, with a considerable amount of panic in his voice. "What do I do?" Give up  on being a bachelor, for the good of the kingdom? Or perhaps, do you want to be irresponsible and deny?