User blog comment:Gen. Grievous1138/This is truly awesome./@comment-26172435-20160118170034/@comment-25841881-20160120135949

Armor Stats: Variable. They depend upon the mood of the attacker. If the attacker is just joking around, it's over 9 thousand and grows sharp spikes to kill the attacker. If the attacker is seriously trying to hurt someone, it's under 9 thousandths and it grows sharp spikes on the inside. It's a little bit of a design flaw.