Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26322120-20160416164841/@comment-27810594-20160417193745

GandalftheTurquoise wrote: And so it begins...

Gandalf the  Grey  White   Turquoise, King of the Stiffbeards  (Give me a call) Hey Old Gaybeard I have a couple questions for you...

1. What hurt worse for your mother: Having birth or seeing your ugly face when you came out?

2. What's with the old cane? Do you use it as an alternitive to a dick, since you don't have one?

3. Afaik, you enjoyed being whipped by the Balrog... in a certain way...

(BTW These are roasts so don't ban me)