There was a time when there was no shish kebab, and cram was cramveniently crafted with sugar and wheat. But that time is past, and darker times have fallen upon us. The heinous kebab has been joined by the shish kebab, and a cramevolent recipe change has significantly raised cram cramufacturing costs. I am here to crampaign for culinary balance: we need honeyed cram and we need cram barrels, and we need them now!
Workers of the world, unite, and end this uncrambiguous discramination of cram! End the Cram Scam!