#author:{name:orc_prefix}{name:orc_suffix}, no. {num:10000,99999}
#title:Top Secret!
#type:mordor,dol_guldur
If you're reading this note and you're {name:orc_prefix}{name:orc_suffix}, then go right ahead. Else, I'll string you up by your insides! Now, you and I well know that the Captain is always mucking about. That {maggot/worm/slime/scum/slug/rat} lashes and beats us and I hate his living guts, and I know you do too! {Always cracking the lash, garn! He’s never felt it on his hide, nar!/Never splits the goods, keeps all the shiny things to himself!/Not a scrap of flesh in sight for us lads to eat. No, he keeps it to himself, sha!}
But now, see here, I have a plan. There’s a few other boys, about {num:4,8}, with me, and when I give the signal, we’ll take him unawares! Soon enough he’ll have {a knife through his throat/a sword through his belly/his head smashed on} and we’ll be {off/free/gone}!
This’ll happen very soon, you hear, so keep your {knife/shank/blade} on you! And no peaching! Elsewise, when I’m done with the Captain, I’ll be after you next!

Sort of related to OBTH's Orders Lore Text. Maybe this orc has had one order too many?

Also, for those interested/confused about the word "peaching", the orc snuffler who kills the soldier-orc from Cirith Ungol (after the whole Shagrat v.s. Gorbag thing) says it:

The other halted, and his voice was full of fear and rage. 'You cursed peaching sneakthief!' he yelled. 'You can't do your job, and you can't even stick by your own folk. Go to your filthy Shriekers, and may they freeze the flesh off you! If the enemy doesn't get them first. They've done in Number One, I've heard, and I hope it's true!'

I did a bit of research, and apparently peaching is the equivalent of snitching, so I thought it'd be good to use here.