# Written by Pleasenotme
#title:Mathoms
#author:{name:hobbit_male} {name:hobbit_surname}
#types:shire,bree
To {name:hobbit_female} {name:hobbit_surname},
Hello! You told me you wanted to {choose:hear about/read about/know more about} the mathoms we have at our home! We have many, and {choose:I am proud of quite a few/many have an interesting history/I could spend all day telling you about them}!
Over the fireplace we have {choose:an elven blade, given to me by my uncle who got it from one of those Rangers in Bree/a blue-hilted Dwarven sword, which I bought for just 30 coins/a spear}, which the {name:hobbit_surname}s once stole from us! {choose:One day I noticed that it was gone/They borrowed it and never showed up to give it back}, but I went to their smial and brought it back.
In the hall on the table we have a {choose:golden/silver/bronze} smoking pipe, given to my grandpa {name:hobbit_male}, who got it from a Big Person he met while travelling to Bree. My grandpa smoked so much pipe-weed that the Big Person decided to give him a pipe as a parting gift!
We donated a {choose:large shield/huge pike} to the mathom house because we simply had no space for it! It was given to my {choose:old Gaffer/grandpa} by his {choose:uncle/friend, quite a queer fellow,} who got it from a Big Person.
I'd tell you more, but {choose:I've run out of ink!/I have to go to my neighbours for lunch./I've run out of paper!}