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IronJaw333·4/9/2020

<p>Ah yes, the Mumakil... </p><p>It is whispered, in the deepest of holes, in the farthest of towers, that Mevans has not added Mumakil for the <i>sole reason </i>of being afraid that the Haradrim will finally get what they needed, and take over the world effortlessly. </p><p>Gondor shakes behind their walls, for they know that they will no longer be safe when the mountains start walking in the distance, and when the thunder will sound without a cloud in the sky. </p><p>The downfall of Gondor will be swift and just, and <i>ANY WHO TRY TO GO TO HARAD JUST TO GET THEIR HANDS ON THE MUMAKIL WILL BE EXECUTED IN REAL LIFE.</i> </p><p>Thank you for your attention :) </p>

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IronJaw333·4/9/2020

<p>Dol Amroth armor should let you fly, change my mind. </p>

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IronJaw333·4/9/2020

<p>Heh. </p><p>I would be worried about necro posting, but alrighty then, LET IT BE KNOWN THAT I WAS NOT THE FIRST. </p><p>Anyways: if we are talking about such MIGHTY foes, let's not forget that we then will have fricking MORGOTH if you have Eru Iluvatar, and while <i>yes </i>he will inevetably lose, he WILL however give US the strength to wipe out you goody-two-shoes before that day happens. </p><p>And your Valar will stand and watch as you BURN, for they have forsaken all mortals, and will not intervene in our battles! </p><p>Harad continues to prsoper! <i>IN SINGLEPLAYER! </i>Hah! </p>

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IronJaw333·4/29/2019

<p>It's an ALT, maybe that explains something? But I don't know, I played normally with it like, a month ago. I dont know what changed! </p>

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IronJaw333·4/27/2019 in LotR Mod Technical Support

I can't sign in to LotR Mod servers!!!

<p>Hey guys, I've been away for a while! Took a break from Minecraft, but now I'm back and full of sadness... I am trying to sign in to the Official Server and Legends of Middle earth and yet... it doesn't let me? </p> <figure class="article-thumb tright show-info-icon" style="width: 180px">

<figcaption> </figcaption></figure><p>(and I'm not sure if that picture above is going to show or not) But ANYWAYS, it says "Failed to verify Username!" And I have been playing as PapucheIsland for a while... I don't know why it doesn't work!? Somebody please help! :( </p>

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IronJaw333·3/14/2019

<dl><dd>O does it have hair and an iron jaw? I can't really tell from this picture... Looks cool though!!! :D thank u! </dd></dl>

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IronJaw333·3/13/2019

<dl><dd>( I really wanted the jazz elves command.... so THATS why I can't find it! ;( </dd></dl>

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IronJaw333·3/13/2019

<p>I always pronounced it like (tolk-yen)... are you supposed to pronounce it (tolk-een) or (tol-ken)?? </p>

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IronJaw333·3/11/2019

<p>Hmmm... *buzz lightyear face* </p><p>I will say this is a daring suggestion. I agree that they (almost 100%) should be Tooks, BUT maybe not... maybe a selecct few could be little hobbits with big dreams, and yeah. I wouldn't expect them to go as far as Bilbo did, but maybe up to the Misty mountains? I'd expect them to go farther West than east, the blue mountains and Lindon being there and all? </p>

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IronJaw333·3/11/2019

<p>Hmmm... alrighty, maybe. EXCEPT the fact that teletubbies have some... AHEM... INTERESTING content little kids won't understand until they are older, and it is pure HORROR to watch a 2-4 year old show as a 12-14 year old :P </p>

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IronJaw333·3/10/2019

6. Kebab Kingdom

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IronJaw333·3/10/2019

<p>NOO! Teletubbies or nothing!! >:( Mercy is weakness! </p>

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IronJaw333·3/8/2019

<p>@Me *looks at Arcen banging away at the piano* </p><p>/me lotr.music/play_file-4//communism-theme-park </p><p>IronJaw starts playing the Soviet Anthem standing side by side with ComradeVadimir </p>

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IronJaw333·3/8/2019

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</p><p>@Arcen- What do you mean by that? I AM the KGB. We and ComradeVladimir are like brothers! </p><p>WE. ARE. COMRADES. </p>

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IronJaw333·3/8/2019

cracks knuckles* *cracks fingers* *cracks jaw*

<p>you> *crack his spine* *tape him to a seat* put the Hobbit and Lord of the Rings on vocal play loop for 24-48 hours. </p><p>Once he has memorized that, switch out LOTR and The Hobbit, replace it with the Silmarillion and the Fall of Gondolin. (and any other book/sequel you believe is important ((ALL OF THEM))) </p><p>you>uncrack his back* *untape him* *greet your parents back from their vacation with a small red dot hovering over the back of his head, and if he says a thing, you will force him to watch Teletubbies for 50+ hours straight. Make sure he knows.* </p>

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IronJaw333·3/8/2019

<p>Yep. I have been begging for this FOREVER. (on the minecraft wiki anyways.) I call it VERTICAL slabs and stuff, because that way you could FINALLY have thinner walls. :I Kudos, even though sadly i don't think Mevans will even lookk at this :( </p>

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IronJaw333·3/8/2019

<p>Valinor (obviously... FRICKING MOUNT OLYMPUS, the FWIKING GODS live there) </p><p>Numenor (the king decided to come to Middle-earth, show Sauron the middle-finger, and take him prisoner. Nailed it) </p><p>Lothlorien (pretty sure at it's height, even Mordor wouldn't be able to yeet it.) </p><p>Khazad-dum (greatest dwarven faction ever made) </p><p><i>HARAD. NOTHING CAN BEAT HARAD. NOTHING. *change my mind*</i> </p>

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IronJaw333·3/5/2019

as the orcs, silently creep over the hill, in the deepest black of night. It was supposed to be an attack in the night, but they were all decieved...*

And with a sound like thunder, hundreds of elven horses descended upon them with their silvered hooves and the helms like towers riding in the dark, and the elves yelled as one "DONGA HORN"*

<p>By far the best autocorrect/spelling mishap i've seen. r/boneappletea </p>

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IronJaw333·3/5/2019

<p>@Xerped- sorry if I was misunderstood, I didn't mean heat damage I meant LIKE heat damage. It would be 'buffeting' damage, and you would get pushed around like in high winds too. </p>

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IronJaw333·3/4/2019 in Suggestions forum

Travelling Hardships

<p>Now, I will say this for the mod: Travelling on foot IS hard! And that is good! In vanilla MC, the jungles are basically a forest biome with leaves on the floor. No biggy, just keep on sprinting and jumping. In LOTR, you can go maybe 5 blocks, before you have to dig up a small mound of mud, jump down into a lake, or run into a wall of vines, leaves, and trees. </p><p>But, there are places which travelling is not hard, just... BORING. Sure, maybe the occasional bandit here or there, but meh... just keep on sprinting gets kind of annoying. </p>

1) Blizzards: of course, this has been suggested millions of times before, but heres my idea on this: for mountains, snow would not be JUST snow. (Misty Mountains, Blue Mountains, and Mtns. of the Wind for example) Now, their FOOTHILLS, will recieve normal snow and rain. BUT, the mountains themselves will get BLIZZARDS. Imagine normal snow, but with 2x the particle amount, and you start recieving cold damage on a daily-basis, like if Forodwaith.

2) Sandstorms: the equivalent of a blizzard in the desert, but now sand particles arise and buffet everything and everyone. These things will appear randomly next to and on top of players, perhaps with a message "A sandstorm has started near you!" Your visibility goes down to 0. The sand particles whip around and you can't even see your feet! You also start taking damage, 2x the speed of normal sun-damage. This would happen in the Great desert and maybe the Last desert too?

3) Landslides: sometimes on hills/mountains, if at least 20 blocks above normal ground level, a landslide will happen. All entities in or around will recieve damage, and a bunch of blocks will 'fall' to the ground. (its like a troll throwing cobblestone, just 20x blocks instead of 1)

4) Falling trees: sometimes a tree will just "WHAP" and smack onto the ground. Now, this might be hard to code, as in Minecraft blocks only fall DOWN, not sideways. So, maybe randomly wood logs could dissappear and reappear on the ground, hurting anything it lands on.

5) High Winds: up on mountains and very high up in the air, I think wind should be able to MOVE you, very slowly. Like if you are crouching and moving sideways, the wind will move you at that speed into random directions.

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Hope you guys enjoyed! </p>

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