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Bat is a moderator on the Facebook page for the mod. He is on of the main Admins on the Official Server. Bat has an account here on the wiki, CaptCaptain.

He is very well known for the love of kebab and was the single greatest supporter of adding it to the mod. He is also very well known for always beating MG in PvP, except from that one time. He is proficient in the art of "dank memes" and its respective sub-genre, "moist memes."

Bat is known for allegations of driving around the Shire in a black van, giving candy to little hobbit children. None ever come back.

Oh and if you mention that you hate Game Of Thrones to him, he'll probably agree with you.

He is a better than Fear and Nyotah in every way, and you should vote for Bat.

Bat is one of the greatest ever talents to grace the Uno professional scene, dominating the London circuits before establishing his name as the very peak of English Uno competition.


I have the toughness of an Ent, the fighting prowress of an Elf, and the sexual appeal of a Man.

Come here, little hobbit. I have a lollipop for you to suck on.

Hmmm, hrmmm. It takes a mighty long time to say "that's the spot" in Entish.

My mother was a whore in a harem. My dad liked to do kinky shit with branches, hence my affiliation with Fangorn.

Wood? I am not made of wood... Except when you are within five feet of me.

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