Trolls beat Ogres? Wrong. Ogres are the successors to trolls, Ogres were created to replace trolls, and Ogres have successfully done just that. Also, I would not get wrecked by Sauron, as I created Eru Illuvatar, who then created Melkor, who in his turn created Sauron. I'm relatively sure I could beat my great grandson in battle.
It seems that you are a follower of Farquaad, as you are disobeying my mightyness right in front of my eyes. I am superior to everything you could ever think of, and it doesn't matter who created Sauron, I will still beat him. Also, I can see that you're worshiping drek, capitalizing his name is a horrible crime in itself.
Thank you kind sir! It is an honour to be included in a story, which will hopefully reflect my glory and greatness. Also, I would really appreciate it if you could notify me whenever it is done, thank you again.
Shrek The Almighty Ogrelord wrote: I am very thankful for your dedication and love shown towards me. As a reward for your duty, you will upon your death be sent to my swamp to recieve eternal pleasure. Thank you for your loyalty.