"By Order of the Mace Of Sauron (may he live forever) you are to pass over all control of every Pass and entrance in Mordor to his dogeship. His knowledge of Elven Magic is most valuable to us, and his knowledge of defence is unparalleled. Via me he will send you images of his base, centred in a vast flat desert. Good Day!"
On a less role play centred note, I want to build a fancy, scary Orcish castle. Well, not orcish, but build in Sauron's style of building. I was wondering what ideas you had. I'll tell you mine; A hexagon shaped outer wall, surrounded by a river moat about 100 blocks from the wall, accessible via a gate bridge. Inside, a large entrance courtyard, with a road along each side featuring traders and smithies. In the centre, a tall tower rises to a peak. Above the tower is a floating keep, approximately 20 blocks wide, circular. What do you think?