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  • I live in Udûn
  • I was born on September 29
  • My occupation is Orc-enthusiast
  • I am eating Man-flesh.
Trolls live the lumpish life.

–J.R.R. Tolkien, probably

OneBehindTheHair will earn their reputation for cruelty and bloodlust by murdering future president you, approximately 12 years from now. Presumably they will escape custody, and remain at large to the end of their life.

About Me, the One Who Lies Behind the Hair

-I'm a self proclaimed mysterious, attractive, and intelligent 'writer', and I enjoy writing short stories, usually about characters I make up.

-I have read the Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, the Silmarillion, as well as Beren and Lúthien, the Fall of Gondolin, and the Adventures of Tom Bombadil (favorite poem was The Mewlips, by the way). My favorite characters are Sauron, Gandalf, Sam, Uglúk, and Shagrat.

-As you could guess from my infobox and two of my favorite characters, the Orcs are my prime interest in the LotR universe. Uglúk stands out to me as probably the most noble an Orc can get, and Shagrat is just interesting to read about.

-I'm pretty good at drawing, although perspective, certain positions, closed fists seen from the back, and shading escape my understanding. I like to design Orcs and Trolls, and have an array of non-Tolkien related characters I've come up with.

-I like building with the mod, and I have endless frustration with the limits of vanilla building blocks.

-Guess who travelled approximately 135,000 blocks over the course of several hours to Meneltarma for little to no reward? I travelled approximately 135,000 blocks over the course of several hours to Meneltarma for little to no reward! It was on the Official Server, so feel free to ask me for proof while I'm on.

-According to the first website that came up when I searched 'Myers-Briggs personality test', my personality type is Logician (INTP-A).

Favorite Things in the Mod (Or Not Currently in the Mod)

  • Faction: Mordor and Gundabad, although I'm also partial to the Half-trolls
  • Mob: Half-troll, Balrog, or Hill-troll
  • Armour: Black Uruk
  • Weapon: Ringil (Yeah, yeah, I can like Good stuff too)
  • Biome: Umbar
  • Structure:
  • Sound: The Orc Bombardier's "Ghâsh!" And the Troll grunt
  • Man-flesh: Food
  • Unimplemented Faction: I'd very much like to see a diverse Bree, full of friendly folk, but also full of spies and ruffians
  • Unimplemented Mob: My Pertorogwaith Trolls, or the Mewlips
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